Ibim Lawson

Jack of all trades, master of a few • Tech bro 👀 • I joke, laugh and am rarely serious

[Mark Essien @markessien]

My uncle who is a rainmaker in the village just signed up for Linkedin and put his profession as Cloud Engineer.

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

If you start playing soccer at 15, I promise you that you won't make it past your street.

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

If Small Dick Energy was an entire nation.

[Eye Must Clear @Kamikaze_pilot]

I was quite confident that BAT would be an underwhelming president and 3yrs in; I’m unhappy to have been proven right.

However, will we take the lesson and correct it in 2027? The mandate of the people can only be stolen if the people allow it.

[sinister @eelliixxiirrr]

feel like i could grab a bullet mid air if i really locked in

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

Overlooked fact: every significant relationship in your life began with one moment of someone being slightly braver than the situation required. One person said the thing. Asked the question. Made the first move. Relationships don't start with mutual courage. They start with one person's excess courage.

[Überkierkegaard @UberKierk]

He will search for that feeling everywhere. He will never be the same again

[Lady Morgana @Nigladymorgana]

Dem finish 2 packet of spaghetti oo

Jesusssss

[Novelle art. @artistryhere]

.

[lil’ bink @ICECOLDBISHOP]

So no more cyphers because yall can’t rap ? Got it! A cypher being a “trap” is insane.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

This is peak level trolling man😭😭

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Being this openly racist as a politician is insane. If she's happy to say this publicly, just think what she says privately.

Don't think a nation has ever disgraced itself more in an international tournament than this Paraguay one.

[Plus EV Analytics @PlusEVAnalytics]

FIFA: "no of course this was not political interference, we would never allow such a thing"
Trump: "it was all me. I interfered. Politically."

Spectacular.

[A.O.O @MrOladinni]

😂😂

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

Just in time, @CocoGauff ⌚️

Match point: 22:58 BST
Deadline: 23:00 BST

[Tiggy 🖤🤍 @Tiggy746NUFC]

I know Quansah has just been sent off but I'm assuming he'll be allowed to play the next regardless as FIFA have set the precedent with Balogun right?

[Erik Thurman is illustrating for a better future @ErikThurman]

I don't mean this as some sort of gotcha for the OP, but really the entire World Cup should have been boycotted the moment the US prevented the Irani team from remaining in the country after every day. We are here precisely because no action was taken there.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Who did the update disturb?

[For A Marxism Without Guarantees @phethani4]

Afro what