Cataclysmic Protagonist

Chaos is how I learn. Deactivating once I get to 300 followers.

[Dilan Esper @dilanesper]

I find soccer purists weird. Every sport, as it gets popular, makes adjustments to accommodate television coverage. Yes, the phony cover story of "hydration" is a bit silly, but healthy sports allow television networks to make more money so they can make more money!

[Cataclysmic Protagonist @ibrahee_em]

Surely a bank holiday tomorrow?

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The first official portrait of Barack and Michelle Obama has just been unveiled

[Cataclysmic Protagonist @ibrahee_em]

It's bow wow all over again

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Funniest shit i’ve seen this World Cup 😭😭

[Cataclysmic Protagonist @ibrahee_em]

Moment I hear "what about per capita", I just stop talking to you

[Ibrahim Abdullahi @IbrahimAbd_]

I just want to say that you're not obligated to stick with the favourite colour you selected as a child.

I ported from blue to green some years ago and the quality of my life improved.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Cataclysmic Protagonist @ibrahee_em]

Jheez

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

SHNAIDER STUNS THE WORLD NO.1 SABALENKA 🤯

#RolandGarros

[Cataclysmic Protagonist @ibrahee_em]

I hate new technology. Literally every app I own has updated for the worse over the last couple of years

[Cataclysmic Protagonist @ibrahee_em]

@KingOyitso

[Cataclysmic Protagonist @ibrahee_em]

One thing about white people; they'll learn your lyrics - nothing like vibing to the tune

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs6LJl

[Cataclysmic Protagonist @ibrahee_em]

Are we just merging random words together or something??

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @maidenprincesss]

just saw an onlyfans girl in my timeline wearing the same panties i sold before and i checked her profile turns out she was the guy who bought it years ago….

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

Arsenal title doesn’t mean anything if i just pretend it didn’t happen or exist

[Cataclysmic Protagonist @ibrahee_em]

Congratulations or whatever

[Cataclysmic Protagonist @ibrahee_em]

I really don't think it is

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

We're 20 minutes away from Arsenal fans finally being happy. I'm not sure the world is gonna be able to deal with that.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[bunnie @CuriousBunnie12]

THERE IS NO EMPIRE!!!! YOU WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK ON MICROSOFT EXCEL!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!!!!!

[Cataclysmic Protagonist @ibrahee_em]

And fuck you to every tech platform giving stupid people the chance to speak out so confidently

[Cataclysmic Protagonist @ibrahee_em]

I'm really frustrated I have to share space with a lot of incompetent people. Tired of reading what your stupid brains have to say on any topic