Brando

[Brando @ibrakeforufos]

@windybird31237 @JohnMorganESQ Oh that’s right. And he headbutted a cop twice while being served with a DUI in 97.

People with no morals or shame should be running a political party.

[Brando @ibrakeforufos]

@SwitchBot Picture*

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@SwitchBot This is amazing. Here’s an idea. Have you considered adding a small label beneath the pig tire centered in the frame (likely would need 2 to support vertical/horizontal orientation).

I think it’d be amazing to use the gallery feature and be able to see what it is at a glance

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@Simone_Biles @SHAQ Here in 2026… occasionally I think of this photo… two of my favorite icons in one photo haha.

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@cmy2791cmy @forallmankind_ lol. I was hoping for a subtitle//dub choice to watch in English. But I think it works after seeing ep 1.

I do wish they would have at least started in Russian and phased into English like hunt for red October…

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@neerajjj6785 VBA, SWIFT

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@TheAppleDesign Lmao

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@atrupar I’ll be honest, my grandmother did have to go get dental work often. Trumps teeth may just be falling out 🤷. For permanent implanted teeth, sometimes the bone they screw it to gets brittle.

I can’t stand the man, but it could actually be a dental appointment with them chompers

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@ronsterd89 If you mean “the second largest organ beneath the epidermis, dermal layer, and hypodermis,” then it’s the liver always. People can gain fat but they’re always the same size inside. The f you don’t believe me, ask a whale lol.

[Brando @ibrakeforufos]

@ronsterd89 It’s not a trick question. Rather a poorly phrased one.

As a biologist, I consider a melanoma or mole to be “inside the body”. Because where is it? The air?? In someone else? No, it’s just in your body!

Also, skin is over 3 mm thick on average. So answer is skin either way.

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@EshaAA33 I’m 37. Never have I sent a postcard, but have done all the rest (my parents were 10 years behind with tech 😂)

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@BThrock @TheEXECUTlONER_ @aj_inapi Had a boomer going 10 mph in front of me in a 30. Only one lane. Bumper sticker said “senior driver: please be patient”. So yea, we aren’t the selfish ones silly mister.

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@SpectySpecter @Chicago_History So doing this the wrong way makes her Yoda…

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@TylerRatcliff17 First of all, “That’s so extra” should be an immediate death sentence from a millennial.

Second, I keep hearing these stories about people calling ICE, the cops using stereotypes as a threat to screw people. Glad he pressed charges. What an asshole.

[Brando @ibrakeforufos]

@RonFilipkowski I can’t stand Trump. But there are better uses for your time. I was expecting a doddering old fool and instead saw a president walking… nothing to see here.

There’s plenty wrong with the administration. We are on the same side but we cannot afford shitty journalism right now.

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@Airaasayss Black if the “box” is the paper (that would include the word “triangle” in black font). If you mean the drawn box, it has to be the red one.

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@kfoury77564 @elmo Sesame Street knew this would happen because it isn’t the first time. But they always stick with their characters and teach new things to young kids. Glad some of us see this as a good thing. Stan Lee promoted this at Marvel too. “Woke” has been around and non political forever

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@kfoury77564 @elmo I remember seeing on local news that there was a character with HiV added in another region (Not US) about 25 years ago when I was a young teenager (in the 90s). The point was to promote acceptance. It worked. This will work too. But the old guard will always bitch about Ses St

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@BigE_1984 @NoContextHumans Clearly spend too much time behind a keyboard. If it’s a male… person, cop, killer, or robber… it’s not worth taking a chance. This isn’t normal cop behavior and they can’t do shit without a uniform or identifying themselves (which he did not to either woman in car).