HOW ELECTRICITY WORKS IN NIGERIA
Let's educate ourselves today on how Nigeria Electricity works from source to consumption.
I will try to be as layman as possible. No engineering jargons I promise, though I myself not an engineer but aspiring engineer-accountant😅😅
THREAD!
Let me give an advice to all Federal Ministers:
1: Power is transient .
2: after office, another govt will AUDIT your activities.
3: You will be alone in answering that question.
4: Your loyal Permanent Secretary, dedicated 120% SA, PA will abandon you plus cheer o yes men.
5: Forget those who put your pic on their WhatsApp DP. They are your emergency lovers like Gabon local emergency lovers in Nigeria.
6: forget Public Accounts Committee of NASS.
7: na those small small boys and girls in Jabi and Independence lay out that will make you sweat.
8: Govt is not run via WhatsApp. No matter your good intentions. They will ask you to read Procurement Act. Intention is not in Govt rules.
9: make sure you have your approval in place by following due process. You must keep a personal copy of the approval. Bcos files can miss when they wanted to punish you.
10: Those who experienced it will share how excruciating it is. Those small boys can call you 10pm to show by 7am tomorrow morning and kept you till 12pm before interrogation will start.
11: Ask my Gov without a state. Bible and Quran will be your best friends. Make sure you treat your husband / wife well. na them will stay with you. Forget those people, you are the best. Their phones will be switched off.
12: your main bank account would be blocked. Ask Bankers on X platform how they “laughed” when they told you about PND
13: Small word for the wise.
@accessbank_help i have failed transactions that are yet to be resolved and yet i keep using your bank . Check your DM for new issue again. My funds are hanging.