chris britton

a spaceman

[chris britton @ibrutus]

@MerchWarhammer I have tried to contact customer services regarding a purchase that has not yet arrived… due to be delivered in April and ordered in November!! But have had no response. Can someone please get in touch ASAP

[chris britton @ibrutus]

@jeremycorbyn Jeremy, we haven’t. It’s just that our generosity is being met with hatred and abuse. We haven’t lost our humanity. We have lost our patience. Especially politicians who seemingly hate their own. Yes YOU. AND THE Labour government that ousted you!

[chris britton @ibrutus]

@YvetteCooperMP Copied and pasted from your own .gov website. Don’t go cause they hate you. So as a reward let’s give them 5 mil. Are you fucking mental?

[chris britton @ibrutus]

@YvetteCooperMP Sigh… another fucking hand out to anyone but the British people. Labour is finished. Call an election.

[chris britton @ibrutus]

@Keir_Starmer You have to admit culpability for some things Kieth lad. This is one. Your policy. Your 2 tier anti British culture policies are fueling this. GO NOW.

[chris britton @ibrutus]

@Keir_Starmer The people of Southport do, yes. That’s why you ignored them and said nothing while there. You have had 3 weeks of power and you have shown everyone you are as untrustworthy and spineless as we expected you to be.

[Kevin Arnold @itsKevinArnold]

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, @geoheaton made it happen. I salute you and all that I’ve witnessed you do over the years 🫡 congrats on the new flagship store in LA

[TJ Kolesnik @teejkolesnik]

What an experience. Nice work on the LA opening gents @geoheaton @representclo

[George Heaton @geoheaton]

Robertson Capsule - LA only.

[George Heaton @geoheaton]

Another event ticked off the box. Another reason to keep the foot on the gas. Another thank you to every mf that ran the miles or hit the pop up. The mission continues.

[George Heaton @geoheaton]

And it begins.

[George Heaton @geoheaton]

Raise the bar.

[chris britton @ibrutus]

@hmtreasury @Jeremy_Hunt You missed the f*cking venti latte cup Jezza ol’ lad… Brexit.

[chris britton @ibrutus]

@johnsweeneyroar Stay safe John. Good to know there is some unbiased and uninfluenced journalism in the world. Please take care though. Thoughts with all of the people there. C

[chris britton @ibrutus]

@MontagueTerrie @loisbayliss Lois Baylis is an ambulance chaser. Don’t forget it was her firm who tweeted hours after the tragic Alton Towers accident, ‘Been injured in a roller coaster crash?! We’re experts in Personal Injury!! #Smiler #AltonTowers.’

[chris britton @ibrutus]

@BBCBreaking @bbclaurak can you clear something up for me as a member of the press core. The blue press room wasn’t finished until March 2021!!! When was this video made?

[chris britton @ibrutus]

@bbclaurak Reese Mogg was there! Under the PMs Flat.

[chris britton @ibrutus]

@bbclaurak Comments on the new viral Reese Mogg video please. Come on. Restore my faith in genuine reporting!! https://t.co/CynqOiXieU

[chris britton @ibrutus]

@BBCBreaking are you going to run the Reese Mogg Video now too. https://t.co/CynqOiXieU