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rude, surly, & suspicious || she/her

[bud light please @ibsqween]

Just started thinking about how people be like "I'm not tipping you bc i don't have to pay your bills, get another job" and then restaurants are short staffed and the same people are like "nobody wants to work anymore" EAT SHIT BUDDY!!!!!

[bud light please @ibsqween]

My man-hating dog bit my trans bestie and I was like oh fuck I'm so sorry jesus christ!!!!.....BUT.......he's also an ally

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

gender affirmed! the dog who only hates men did try to bite me

[bud light please @ibsqween]

When a customer asks me if something on the menu is good and I'm like no and then they get it and theyre like oh it's not good and I'm like awwwwwwww so you're stupid AND dumb

[ina 🀄🦋🔆 @ourmartyredlady]

i think 'stinky' is such a wonderful term of endearment

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

reject booktok culture. go to the library and get a weird little novel you've never heard of in your life and read it in 2 days just like god intended.

[bud light please @ibsqween]

Wow I have ONE SIP of beer and suddenly I'm DMing the hottest man I know like I'm not 28 years old!!!!!

[bud light please @ibsqween]

Had a few beers this weekend so naturally my arms are sore from challenging anyone who would listen to arm wrestle

[bud light please @ibsqween]

When you realize all your shit talking has caught up with you so you have the 1am contemplation of if you're a good person and come to the conclusion that you're not so you should work on yourself and now you should redo everything in your life at 1am

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

My ultimate sexual fantasy is that I annoy a man so much that he falls in love with me

[bud light please @ibsqween]

Hot guy at work was hot today

[bud light please @ibsqween]

Me: *swerves slightly into the other lane to not hit a pedestrian*
My car: BEEP BEEP BEEP don't you ever do that shit again you fucking moron

[Rookie @RookieHist0rian]

I needed this so bad and I don’t even like Harry Potter

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

@ibsqween This Bud’s for your dad. 🍺

[Stallion Access @stallionaccess]

Megan Thee Stallion in a new ad for Nike.

[bud light please @ibsqween]

Didn't realize Dad has been collecting his bottle caps for a hot minute lol! We love you @budweiserusa!!