Not Jared Huber

Professional Lord Farquad look a like.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We did it! Thank you to all of my great supporters, we just officially won the election (despite all of the distorted and inaccurate media).

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

Final Exam Tip: Name drop me, I promise you'll get some extra credit. #googleme

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

Christmas comin' up pretty soon. I would wish for a fastball but I already got one of those. #100mphclub

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

Startin Friday night and still bumpin ched. Lol sah dudeeee

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

No days off. Still bumpin fuzz. Can't wait to get dis natty @gwehby4

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

@LiberalBeeJays @gwehby4 @trent_i_am @Dirty_Ray_ I'll take his place. I'm obviously stronger. You've all heard me talk about how great I am

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

Honestly, the lift-off should be the whole team vs me. I know I'm barely 5ft tall. But I'm by far the strongest guy on the team.

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

@trent_i_am I used to throw 92 but just from talking to you on Twitter my velo went up 2mph

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

Who wants to get it in basketball today?
#Icanthrowabasketball94too

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

I actually throw harder after drinking. Especially when I'm reppin H-Town with this Houston hat.
#DontBelieveMeJustWatch

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@trent_i_am @LiberalBeeJays @MattMichalski1 @Chestday15 I know, that's why you left...he needed his little butt buddy

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

@trent_i_am @LiberalBeeJays @MattMichalski1 @Chestday15 lets be honest, Cali would've needed an oxygen mask if he made that play

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

@trent_i_am @LiberalBeeJays @MattMichalski1 @Chestday15 well that's because I dislocated both my shoulders and fractured a rib when I dove

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

@trent_i_am @LiberalBeeJays @MattMichalski1 @Chestday15 I don't think I've thrown 72 since coach pitch

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

@trent_i_am @LiberalBeeJays @MattMichalski1 @Chestday15 94? Thats gotta be your change up right?

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

Honestly though, my account is the best
@LiberalBeeJays @trent_i_am @MattMichalski1 @Chestday15

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

I throw so hard that I'm not even allowed to pitch #94aintnothing

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Good thing they took their starter out tonight. He sucked #0for3offhim

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

That's a sweep y'all are welcome. @B_Cox_7 @t_weed23 @Dirty_Ray_ @NickBrooks123 @thomas_garland6 @iybKadon @MattMichalski1 @gwehby4

[Not Jared Huber @ibumpched]

Bro, I feel like I'm going to swipe four bags today. #swipernoswipy