David Shank

mildly mediocre comedian, procrastinator, and philanthropist.

[David Shank @ic6034]

I have a Poli Sci degree.
I work 3 jobs to make ends meet.
Probably because I have a Poli Sci degree. #stupiddegree #collegestudents
#StudentDebt

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@trumpswig24 You really going to cause an FA to lose his job because you wanted a drink!? You kidding me bro? Did you use your call button, call another FA? Do you have any idea what we’re all dealing with out here? How petty #flightattendant #airlines

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@BillOReilly @newsmax @NewsNation @BernardGoldberg @NoSpinNews Cancel Bill O’ Reilly. Washed up has -been nobody cares about anymore anyway.

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@BillOReilly Your vile language used against that Jet Blue employee should land you on a No-Fly list. Airline employees are done taking abuse from entitled whiny people like you. #JetBlue

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@laurenboebert Shut up. You’re a lunatic

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@iheartmindy @PatriotPartyNV I thought terrorists were suppose to be on a No Fly list. #TrumpInsurrection #25thAmendmentNow #CapitolRiot

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@BrandonBeckham_ @realDonaldTrump Truly @realDonaldTrump really ha a strong influence on the weak mind. Sad. #25thAmmendment #MAGATerrorism #TrumpCoupAttempt

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@realDonaldTrump Good! No one wants you there. That’s for adults anyway. #TrumpCoupAttempt #TrumpIsADomesticTerrorist #25thAmendmentNow #MAGATerrorism

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@realDonaldTrump
25th the 45th!!!
#realDonaldTrump #TrumpCoupAttempt #POTUS

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@realDonaldTrump Fuck off! Nothing. Was . Stolen You and you’re cult of terrorists are an embarrassment to this nation. #TrumpRally #TRUMP2020ToSaveAmerica

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@IvankaTrump hey princess, tell your dad to actually be a man and call to end this before more people get hurt. Your entire family legacy is garbage now. #TrumpRally

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@realDonaldTrump You disgusting pos, this is all on you and this is how your legacy dies, you’re an absolute embarrassment and you need to go to prison for inciting this insurrection. #GOPBetrayedAmerica #TrumpRally

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@realDonaldTrump What a disgusting piece of human garbage. You suck Trump. Your followers suck and your Presidency sucked. Your legacy is just being a shit stain in American history. #ElectoralCollege #ElectoralCommission #TrumpLiedAmericansDied

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The story of the Mandalorian really speaks to me. I too am a single working dad having a hard time finding good childcare. #DisneyPlus #StarWars #Mandalorian

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@realDonaldTrump As soon as you’re gone we’ll get right on that. #DumpTrump2020

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@realDonaldTrump Somebody’s scared. Lol
#TrumpIsALaughingStock
#TrumpMustGo

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@realDonaldTrump That’s right ! Live Free and Die! You dunce.
#StayHome #StayAtHome #staysafe

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@realDonaldTrump You’re a disgrace and a danger to the common good. If anything the nation needs liberated from you.

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Remember the good old days when we just sold weapons to Iran?
#Iranattack #TrumpsWar #WarWithIran

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@SDWSU $5 every time. I have no self esteem so my haircuts are always under $20
#cheap