M. Rizal Yogaswara

53% water, 47% procrastination and shitposts

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No one cares if I die anyways

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@tweetsbyfizh Why harambe why

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@tweetsbyfizh 💩 imma leave this here

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@tweetsbyfizh Sup bish

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@windasdewi EL GATO

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Demo dari taun jebot gak berubah-berubah situasinya. Tolong lah, yg ikut2an gabut gajelas terus bikin rusuh, mending lo dirumah nonton siskaeee sambil coli aja. Kita orang cuma mau cari duit halal fasilitas dirusakin. Cmon man. Go fuck yourself.

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Ok Better
#newm4
#g82
@BMWMotorsport

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Been managing my businesses IG pages for a couple of days. Feels liberating. Why? No toxic shitty people on my story updates

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No offense

But Chindos tend to buy the highest trim level of any boring cars. Example being that trend shows they own Fortuner TRDs or Yaris TRDs

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Ngayal dulu boleh lah. Mumpung ngayal gratis. Sunroofnya yg mahal 🤪

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@FirstMediaCares malam, decoder ibu saya rusak dan internetnya lelet nih..

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komaruddin bendahara tokopedia

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Single happy news I had this month

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@farahdolita Ada apa ini

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Trust no one. Trust no one. Trust no one. Trust no one.

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Temen gue pernah ngomong “Jangan jadi orang baik. Kita mikirin orang, baikin orang, belom tentu orang itu baik dan mikirin kita. Dia gak ngasih makan kita kok kita pikirin”

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Kalo gibahin orang berarti harus kuat digibahin. Kalo ga kuat digibahin mending setop gibah deh

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Emang gibah tuh nikmat, makannya dosa 😂

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You should never hold a prayer, if you wanna be rich just pray to be richer, or if you wanna be famous, you pray, et cetera. Jadi, instead of just paying attention to the Chinese way of doing business, start suggesting yourself to be richer. Sekian.

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My take on "How the hell does Chinese people make so much money?" Inspired by Ronny Chieng's stand-up on Netflix.
-A Thread

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Then I had thought about it "So doa adalah harapan dan sugesti. Why do we don't suggest ourself to be richer?". As its states, in my religion, God is happy when you pray to Him. So shouldn't we just simply ask to be richer (i.e. money wise)?