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I panicked.

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Butternut squash is not one of my favorite foods.

It's three of them.

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Do you think lobster only takes good freshly killed because we can feel the animal's pain in the meal?

[gay skeleton knees 🏳️‍🌈 @juni_two_knees]

Do you think lobster only takes good freshly killed because we can feel the animal's pain in the meal?

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Get outta here I don't use this account anymore. Maybe it'll be a shitpost spot.

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@AngstyLady Again, I think normal alcohol poisoning is gonna be enough...

Double strength mojitos, anyone?

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Maybe the real ear infection was the friends we made along the way.

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Say what you will about drinking habits -- it's super easy to take cough medicine now.

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To the tune of "sand of a liquid, change my mind" (a song I made up):

Sand is a liquid, change my mind.

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Some people say things get better with time
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*Small cough*

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I had some good tweet ideas yesterday in the middle of the night but I just went to bed so jokes gone :/

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It's not all bad. The last time I had an ear infection my parents bought me a GameCube.

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And now, it's time for silly songs with Larry David.

Bum bum bum badadada da-dum badum-dadum, badadadadadadadaduuh duh duh DUH dum

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Baby vape for sale - never used.

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Chex mix yourself before you wrex mix yourself.

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That's my secret cap, I'm always baby.

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Should I totally drop an existential rap with my partner for our final creative project in our sound design course?

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I got a donut, I hope this counts as funny.

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i thought this said "more time to die", and i was like, sweet

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Climbing onto a roof every day until I get a smooch day 2 xo