Kelvin

Freelance software developer: Embedded/IOT, Mobile Apps, Web Services, Databases, Desktop.

[Kelvin @icanicant]

@DavidGallon @GeorgeMonbiot Quite possibly all of them. Members of the wider club volunteer their time to run services for the community like the Santa sleigh, fireworks shows, beer fests and then plough all of the proceeds into local charitable causes including food banks.

[Anita Leirfall @anitaleirfall]

😊 Our six-year-old handed us a note. His teacher had called us in for an emergency meeting. Teacher: “I asked him to draw his family and he drew this. Would vou mind explaining?” “Not at all”, my wife said. “Family vacation. Snorkelling off the Bahamas.”

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

I reckon we could get Johnson out of No. 10 with some cheese on the end of a stick.

[Kelvin @icanicant]

Surely a new meme in the making from @E4Tweets Gross Up

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

The Thick Of It now seems like a documentary about a highly professional Government

[Tom Carroll @TomEPCarroll]

Booked a hotel last night for this evening and thought does anyone ever actually read the special requests. Turns out they do, they really do. Fair fucks

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

In the station bar ‘Return Of The Mack’ came on, and I saw THREE separate people mouthing along. What a legacy. Got to be one of the most popular ever ‘returns’ by someone we didn’t know in the first place.

[Tom @poorscousertom]

Just seen @Keir_Starmer in B and Q buying a wallpaper stripper

[Kelvin @icanicant]

@thhamilton Perhaps thanks to all the lockdown parties he's getting confused with compère

[Tom Hamilton @thhamilton]

In which a Conservative MP contradicts himself in the course of two tweets within one minute.

[Peter Kay (🦋@theonlypeterkay.bsky.social) @theonlypeterkay]

Movie news: Filming starts today on “Eighteen Parties, One Wedding, and One Hundred and Fifty Seven Thousand Funerals”

[Matthew Stadlen @MatthewStadlen]

Just been alerted to the rather magnificent fact that Sue Gray Report is an anagram of Rogue Partyers

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Wow, look at that massive build up at the border”
“I know, Dover is a nightmare at the moment”

[Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) @twlldun]

So, that’s where we set up the tables, just across from the DJ, bar to the side

[Kelvin @icanicant]

"The potato excalibur" (Rise.. King Edward)

[Kelvin @icanicant]

@NoContextBrits The potato excalibur: "Rise... King Edward"