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rich and famous and sexy and evil

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

rt if scary

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

taking the day off work because the weather is nice and i want to walk around #youngho

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

come around by MIA and timbaland has such a sinister beat

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

eating lettuce from a 3-day old chipotle bowl i don’t give a fuck anymore

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

What I Eat In A Day As An Evil And Low-Emotional-Intelligence Woman

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

i’ve created a perfect system of only having enough money for either food or drinks, choosing drinks, and then saving money by drinking on an empty stomach

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

why did they make filling up your water bottle so hard

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he said the stripper loves me

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

i imagine if this happened, he’d react very similar to real nikki at the end of obsession after realizing what he’s been up to for the last 41 years

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

McConnell is almost certainly dead but they should try and resuscitate him anyway just in case he has the anti-Fetterman brain damage that makes him woke

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

all the quotes on this are having the opposite effect than intended, i’m highly considering credit card debt now. sounds like i could be doing even more fun things

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

anytime i find out a friend has serious credit card debt it makes me so stressed out

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

i love audrey hobert so much and who’s the clown? is a 10/10 album

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up not giving a Rat’s Ass

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

nba finals, stanley cup finals, and the world cup happening at the same time and they still want us to clock into work

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

the fridge of a #youngho

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

why the Fuck is pk subban dressed like harry styles?. it’s game 4 man, get real!

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

so hungry i just forgot what month comes after june

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

i’m trying to get better at suffering in silence (instead of spam texting everyone i know at the slightest feeling of discomfort)

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

flat diet coke tastes illegal to drink

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Lemonade stand run by two plunky youths,,yum! Sweet & delicious and just the sweet treat I nee,ded. 10¢. Nice to see young entrepreneurs,,I reported to chamber of commerce,,did not have approval? Likely. Ru,les are rules . We are a nation of laws.

[lindsay @icarlyfax]

just turned on the first episode of love island. why is matthew gray gubler here