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[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

I’m crying these military base reaction cutaways during UFC are being filmed at gunpoint

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

@redseapeach @robolivermd Seeing as Zverev’s swing path is much more compact than DelPo’s, I guess we agree

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

@redseapeach @robolivermd Fonseca has a compact swing path? Do you even watch the sport?

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

@redseapeach @robolivermd He has a longer backswing because he has 3-6 inches on Sinner and Alcaraz… and they are freak outliers anyways. Sinner has a deceptively long horizontal backswing and much more wrist action than Zverev which very few can do. Pros have way longer swings than rec players for a rzn

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Got a moscow mule at the first intern happy hour and they told me not to show up on Monday :/

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

Read this bio and keep in mind this guy is literally on his fourth day of work today after training week

He’s too autistic for small talk with his BRAND NEW coworkers and the rest of the office thinks this guy’s a fucking loser while he’s jerking off mentally

[tk @tkisrage]

When I’m sitting at my desk and have nothing to do, I like to tune in to the surrounding side convos.

Genuine Skyrim-npc level dialogue.

Mind you, I’m at a top investment bank with some of the “best and brightest”.

Can only imagine what Deloitte side convos are like.

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

@taobanker 10% of the white collar population maybe and even then I’d say that percentage is closer to low single digits

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

my VP leaves the office at 5:30 every day so I just jerk off for a couple hours then leave too is this normal

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

@rinsyaced2 @lockecole777 Shotgun is fine, you only hit 2 shots and the bubble ate your knife swing if you rewatch

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

@NBradjordan @cryptodumie_89 @big_business_ where do u see bracelet loops

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

@DanielSLoeb1 Yet you couldn’t stop fellating Elon for cancelling real scientific studies for $250k, funny how that works

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

@dappermanKev @FlowerTower87 @jays_jonny @blacindo for branding and marketing purposes. aka it aint that deep

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

@dappermanKev @FlowerTower87 @jays_jonny @blacindo maybe the owners grew up in Detroit, maybe they worked at a restaurant in Detroit that inspired them to open their own, maybe there’s actual grounded inspiration from Detroit food/art/culture that transcends arbitrary city lines. it’s a dumb mindset

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

@dappermanKev @FlowerTower87 @jays_jonny @blacindo Clever way to avoid thinking about how meaningless shit like this is. The name of a store can be picked for infinite reasons. the dynamic where you immediately assume they are trying to “claim” Detroit while simultaneously assuming they hate the city itself is so dumb

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

@dappermanKev @FlowerTower87 @jays_jonny @blacindo Are New Yorkers supposed to be offended when they see “New York Pizza & Wings” in the Midwest

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

Can we just shoot Dennis Schroder and Caris LeVert and go on enjoying the game

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

@Fiizop I was wrong but here’s why I should have been right

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

LeBron played exceptionally well tonight. Longevity GOAT. Hanging on to 9th on my all-time ranking.

[Major yorkshire @icaruschaser]

Just realized Mitchell’s “signature move” is absolutely terrible