project snail gary

average grapple pilot enjoyer

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

peggy’s main problem has never been reminding keyboard dogpilers they’re cowards who only maintain this energy on twitter. it’s one of his more admirable qualities.

you’re living a fantasy where you gang up on strangers cuz ur life lacks meaning.

go for it if you want, but it amounts to nothing.

[project snail gary @icarusdotwav]

@IngmarBagman average fear& episode

[project snail gary @icarusdotwav]

@NODOWDY this is just spider-man's version of Arkham Knight

[slayr @countdragons]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME.
IF YOUR NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY KIND OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW.

[project snail gary @icarusdotwav]

@maipochacco https://t.co/X94SMTaCIc

[joel @joelmizu]

OMG..

The LGBTQ crowd is mad because Dandannyboy Rank 5 Winstreak is stealing their attention during Pride Month

😂💀

[project snail gary @icarusdotwav]

@twobularbells

[project snail gary @icarusdotwav]

@ChamberTrialsMC @feinberg_mc @froubery @EskayOW @supertf

[project snail gary @icarusdotwav]

@Comrade_Waluigi why are you surprised? its been grim

[kyle @unimaginative]

@mattybtweets69 It’s literally on BeBee. It’s on Heeble with one click apply. Bro just upload your resume to Goobee. It’s on Weejob. It’s on Slingie. It’s on PhleebedIn. Dude just go on Grumbo. Log onto Grumbo right now. Dive into Grumbo. Network on Grumbo.

[AT&T @ATT]

@burntpeanutclip Aura + motion = TheBurntPeanut

[. @playboicurrryy]

cashier: cash or card

me: card

cashier: ok

[brian berkman @BrianBerkman]

dude 😭 you fucking me goat keep fucking me

[project snail gary @icarusdotwav]

@Quadeca give it to me

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Socially anxious guy at strip club: Dude I think this stripper hates me

[project snail gary @icarusdotwav]

@InvincibleVS having kate and eve beat his ass

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them.

We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken.

And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.