Tiana

Hi, I'm Tiana and I work for a funeral home. I made this Twitter to bring a little levity to an otherwise draining job. Take it with a grain of salt and enjoy.

[Tiana @icdeadpeep]

If people are dying to meet you, you might work for a funeral home. #badumtiss #butreallytho

[Tiana @icdeadpeep]

You know you work for a funeral home when you struggle not to imagine what every person you meet looks like dead. #notgood #itsarealstruggle

[Tiana @icdeadpeep]

Swear he's not dead. #officepet #toldyouso #anubis #theegyptiangodofembalming #deathfish

[Tiana @icdeadpeep]

You know you work for a funeral home when you count carrying a 250 lb man down 2 flights of stairs as gym time. #iliftbro #liftfromtheknees

[Tiana @icdeadpeep]

You know you work for a funeral home when you ask someone how their day is going and they burst into tears. #oopsiforgotwhereiam

[Tiana @icdeadpeep]

You know you work for a funeral home when the office pet is a beta fish named Anubis that likes to pretend it's dead. #hesradtho #deathfish

[Tiana @icdeadpeep]

Weekly meeting topic: How to properly clean a hearse without scratching it. #puttingthefuninfuneralhome #notkidding #itsharderthanitlooks