espresso thoughts vol. 1: imagine you got the infinity gauntlet, do the whole thanos snap thing but instead of half the world disappearing you get your dick half sucked?
As one of the most influential men on the face of the planet
It is important for the good of humanity that I live as long as possible
At my current strength levels, I estimate to survive for at least 5000 more years
With this in mind, I take my medical care extremely seriously