emily bobemily

i’m literally just a muppet of a man

[emily bobemily @iceborg_lettuce]

how it feels to drink a dr. pepper after a long day

[Sam 🐅 Makar extension @twilightnatemac]

INJECT THIS SHIT INTO MY VEINS

[⁷¹ ⁶⁸ liambug ⁸ 🐛🐞 snl52!! @liamnightlive]

finished riverdale after 3 years. we did it joe

[Daily Connor Bedard @BedsyCrave]

they’re both captains now (:

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archie andrews got the bisexual gene from his mom.

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connor bedard has four months of recovery i think he should spend it watching the greatest tv show ever made riverdale. he would love it.

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celebrating this holiday by watching riverdale with pookie

[emily bobemily @iceborg_lettuce]

@liamnightlive WELL YES!!

[emily bobemily @iceborg_lettuce]

getting high and thinking about how much i love my boyfriend

[emily bobemily @iceborg_lettuce]

every two years i’m reminded that i’ll never be an olympic athlete and it’s honestly gut wrenching

[emily bobemily @iceborg_lettuce]

couldn’t focus on my assignments so i put this in the corner of my monitor

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shakespeare himself couldn’t even write the line “that means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football” and that’s why riverdale is the greatest show ever made.

[emily bobemily @iceborg_lettuce]

so no one was gonna tell me that cousin throckmorton plays for the denver broncos

[emily bobemily @iceborg_lettuce]

charlie kirk getting shot and evergreen high school having a school shooting on the same day like maybe republicans should realize that gun violence is a real issue

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betty cooper went to the emily prentiss fbi school of serving cunt

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i need alice cooper and betty cooper more than i need water

[Yaffa🖖 @archaicf0ssil]

I like how Riverdale uses different genres to explore familial abuse, the Blossom family utilizes gothic horror, the Coopers utilize the lynchian style and the Lodges utilize the mafia crime drama approach

[emily bobemily @iceborg_lettuce]

@beakerbarnes don’t look into it too much

[emily bobemily @iceborg_lettuce]

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a puppet

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

not going to publicly confirm / deny whether i watch the show about the teens at the beach but i will say that i think conrad should kill jeremiah with a hammer

[emily bobemily @iceborg_lettuce]

i need to know david corenswet’s thoughts on the oxford comma