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ice ice baby

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“i like to think of the homeless as outdoorsy”

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“i denied my bones”

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“my brain is taking a minute to load”

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“omg there’s people enjoying their morning in there”

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i use a cpap machine because it makes me look like a top gun pilot

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@keepingpain @horselover_116

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@CheemaWRLD @horselover_116

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thinking about the time i said $NOT was my favorite rapper in an interview for school

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i’ve never missed chewing more

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why is linkedin kinda embarrassing

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“one time a lady fell in front of me in church and i just stepped right over her”

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“you have some bazooka boobs”

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“oh my calcium cannons”

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why do i get embarrassed cracking open a can in class

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whose your favorite actor? “chanting tatum”

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i just got angry because i thought my AirPods were broke but it was just my ear plugs

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sorry if i flashed you on my walk to class. i forgot my backpack eats up my shorts.

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todays weather really makes me want to drink

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“i have an undetected STI” “why’re your symptoms” “DISCHARGE”

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“i was so high i was having conversations with my shadow”