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[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

Last night I successfully did the worm for the first time

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

I’ve gone 24 years and no one has taught me how to dougie:(

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

My “sweet treat” little coke and lime after work has transformed into a Dr Pepper addition. I see a soda machine a scream and cry if they don’t have Dr Pepper. It’s out of hand but I’ve accepted that

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

@ChuckPe34434688 No, it is nearly 24hrs later and I am still dying

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

I’ve had gin, rum, vodka, whisky and wine at the pregame… wish me luck. Yeeee hawwww!!!!!

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

How convincing am I? Half my coworkers are coming to a shrek rave in a month in FULL COSTUMES!!

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

This is my first tweet in half a year… wow

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

Who wants to see Dominic Fike at House of Blues with me 🥺

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

Tajin is my crack. I put it in a beer with a little squeeze of lime and I go FERAL. I’m like a baby that tried sugar for the first time. It’s like feeding bacon to a dog. Everything gets blurry and I start to foam at the mouth. Chili lime seasoning changed me as a person.

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

@Shank68 Disney springs

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

Shoutout to the staff at MoMA… I don’t know y’all but thanks for the pictures

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

Crickets

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Roe v. Wade is the law of the land, and we must fight any and all attempts to overturn it. As president, I will codify Roe into law and ensure this choice remains between a woman and her doctor. https://t.co/kaJbYWcYhL

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

I had a guest at work tell me she just got married on a whim today because she wanted to make sure her marriage to her now wife was recognized. She’s scared for her rights. BROOOOOO

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

The elected officials do not represent their constituents- they represent the large organizations that give them money.

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

“America is the best country” ok let’s see:
-takes away women’s rights
-does nothing about school shootings
-does nothing about insane cost of living
-left us to struggle through a pandemic

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

@emilyd4242 Breadstick Dunkers changed my life. I used to go crazy over bread and a meat slush. Iconic.

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

Okay but… bud light lime with tajin…. wow

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

Johnny Depp case is scary. Love the character he plays but the jury did not rule he wasn’t abusive. Women should have the right to speak against their abusers.

[ariel @icecoffeecowboy]

@emilyd4242 Is this a paid promo? #ad