Christina

[Christina @icedTina]

I’m ok with Netflix fucking it bc imagine paying for that

[Christina @icedTina]

I’m gunna need all the Illuminati freaks to air it out tonight & tonight only & then settle. like yes Rihanna wore red bc she drinks the blood of children ok? That WAS a triangle. She IS simultaneously devious and delicious looking so its mind control. We know whatever wrap it up

[Christina @icedTina]

@Rockykhaaan @Tostitos @Tostitos respect us don’t neglect us

[Christina @icedTina]

Is it illegal to sell snack bag sizes of tortilla chips ????? I can buy 87 kinds of gum in a convenient store but not an individual portion of tortilla chips??? Why not just stick them next to the 4 kinds of Doritos! Why is Big Chip avoiding this. Much to think about

[Christina @icedTina]

@KnifeKid6969 Run me my check

[Christina @icedTina]

@KnifeKid6969 I will absolutely pass the torch and these patriot season tickets to you

[Christina @icedTina]

It’s 98 degrees out daily and every store has already converted to having flannels and sweaters and shit like READ THE ROOM

[Christina @icedTina]

Blasting ‘Down with the Sickness’ while I munch on a light and fluffy little croissant on the way work this morning. Yin and Yang #bitches

[Christina @icedTina]

@KnifeKid6969 They/them Jesus fuckin Christ conor come ON

[Christina @icedTina]

Everything that I’ve come to know about pollen has been against my will

[Christina @icedTina]

@EmmyMaeDubz @KnifeKid6969 AHAHAH

[Christina @icedTina]

@ChilllyWillE 🙏🏼 bless up 🔝🔝

[Christina @icedTina]

@linds1323 The legacy of tri boob face tat guy will live forever

[Christina @icedTina]

Just helped a dude from Hyannis with a tattoo of three boobs on his face find a nice red blend for his mothers birthday and he thanks me and says “people like you are the reason why I got this tat” and I will for the rest of my life wonder what that means

[Christina @icedTina]

@BJMayIII That was a fun read + good logic

[Christina @icedTina]

@BJMayIII @BBCWorld @Crusaders8 @jimbobsonofgod2 This has been happening in club penguin for centuries where’s the BBC article on that

[Christina @icedTina]

White girls love to say “I’m so hungry I haven’t eaten anything all day” when dining with a group of 3 or more people

[Christina @icedTina]

I will never forget

[bob saget @bobsaget]

Just got home. Gotta take a nap. Even my penis is tired. It's little tongue is panting.

[Christina @icedTina]

“Unforgettable” by Drake and Jeezy is playing and a Gen Z kid just asked “is this from his new shit?”

[Christina @icedTina]

@B0bbyCasey This is a good one