jefftherizzgoddess

take a knife and drain your life hahaha

[claire @poopandpee333]

I treat objects like women

[✩ ajax ! ( GRNCHR CEO ) @IGGYT1SM]

no i think the fear of pregnancy is rooted in the fact that pushing a big ass baby out of your vagina is a scary thing to do

[josetta @j0s3tt4]

I assume they’re listening to recordings of women screaming. What a horrifying thought.

[grace ꩜ @womanxgod]

bro i'm in tears

[KISS ᴷᴶ ALL THE TIME 🪩 @devilsdragpath]

he scared asf LMAOOOOO

[Camille 🌸 @CamilleAnSich]

Someone needs to tell queer kids they don’t actually have to tell their parents shit

[Revan @Iamsharknado]

Am I going insane

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

woke up with nauseating cramps so i made my mom drive me to the doctors . they told me i have a bruised cervix and mom looked at me like this the entire drive home

[thursday ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @thealmostthurs]

whoever was behind me in lecture smelt like animal shit and i was terrified everyone thought it was me

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

Mamdani’s PR and comms team are egregious. 😂

[mooncatroses @mooncatroses]

Having a phone charger that reaches your bed feels like this

[Victor 🦇 @himbo_chico]

cats are so funny cause they have a million & one boundaries and they’ll beat yo ass if you cross them. but are so confused that we have boundaries as well.

[richie ★ PATIENT ZERO @levgarrity]

cishet dude in my class using he/him for our nonbinary butch lesbian professor who uses any pronouns

[bjorky 🐾👽 @bjorkinitt]

BREAKING: Shit found in ass

[brain salad surgery 🏆 @traumatografo]

you’re in the children’s section looking for clothes so i think it’s safe to assume you’re crazy

[💌 Kott @Kottsocks]

This was a different place 2 years ago

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

still blows my mind that Sheeran's visuals crew thought the best backdrop for a crying ginger man would be magenta

[blaine ⚣ @kvrtslover]

her gay bf is trying so hard to get those "the way he looks at her🥹🥹🥹" comments

[Ed @EdGoonwoman]

I'm fucking crying bro Leon looks like he's from a porn parody
Do they go to raccoon titty in this one

[~Zabi~ 💙 @iamthezabiguy]

This shit was 1 kirk ago my man