paul rudd stan account

bottoms, tops we all hate cops

[Murder Mitten Mami @CallmeMsParker]

Why am I like this? Lmaooooo

[leo @vivilization]

couldnt even spell officially properly oh my clients are seeing jail

[☠︎︎ maya ☠︎︎ @GOTHPlMP]

don't worry yall i'll get to the bottom of this

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Not a trans person. Not an immigrant. Per the usual, cis white male

[dean @tatebillsza]

i hope his laptop is charged

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

You know the country is in a bad place when celebrities have to fund social services because the President won’t.

[nyara @nyaraVT]

FREE????? In this economy???????????

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the fact that she released this song to promote a deal with Walmart and it ended up becoming the national anthem

[thran_legacy 𓅋𓆏 @thran_legacy]

Just some guy on the other side spreading his asshole every time he hears the bell ring

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re not “anti-Israel” - they're pro-humanity. Something your genocide-endorsing paper wouldn’t understand.

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

how much of a loser do u have to be to actually donate to the government

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[✨☁️🎀 𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 🎀☁️✨ @emmamurabito]

I can think of a million reasons why this would be a horrible idea

[Joana @joanaizzytaylor]

It’s extremely tacky that brands saw a message about love and said “how do we market our products off this?”

[jamie @gnuman1979]

No argument from me.

[austin @uglytrashboy]

a mosquito somehow got into my underwear and definitely bit my hole

[💗 @ma1ybe]

than*