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Hey sooo remember how much your dad has been hanging out with his ‘new best friend’ for some time now? Well I figured it’d be best for you know to know that he’s really just been impregnating some phat Cajun pawb cheeks behind your back and your mother’s backs .
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Need cash fast, baby? Slide in my DMs. I give loans same-day but I collect with nine months of interest
Late on payment? That’s fine
I’ll just come collect in person, bend you over the table, and make you choke on every missed dollar while I breed that debt right out of you
Sometimes she likes to go commando when in the Gym doing some training.
It's a test to see who can focus or who has a thing for her.
"Come on now.
Focus up, Darling."
@MojaveReaper_ "We've had plenty of nights where I got the shit plowed out of me yeah. But YOU'RE pregnant... So that..."
Slow realization, slowly going red faced.
".... Give me a refresher."