Mr. Go Touch Grass🛜

the internet was a mistake

[Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1]

WATCH: Wild footage out of Austin captured the moment two paddle-boarders saved a drowning raccoon in Lady Bird Lake

[Mr. Go Touch Grass🛜 @icedoutfiji]

i like how small connecticut is you can spend an hour driving and see every type of community. We got the hood, we got super hood areas that look like Gaza strip, we got farms, we got big ass nice old mansions with rich folks, middle class suburbs etc

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[Mr. Go Touch Grass🛜 @icedoutfiji]

Lmao the white people in the suburbs here are mad about getting tickets for speeding because of the red light cameras and they want them gone. But they support having flock everywhere else outside of their community

[aarøn. @ayroned]

fruits and veggies are bad for you and soda is medicine. I think a 7 year old found a magic lamp

[HotNewHipHop @HotNewHipHop]

Gillie Da Kid responds after NBA YoungBoy mentioned his late son in a new snippet:

"I'm an old school n***a. We don't say what we was going to do on the internet and all that type of sh*t. That's kid sh*t. Like if you were going to do something, you would've done it."

"I don't feel no type of way. You can't make me feel no type of way mentioning my son."

[SyntheticBlinkerFluid @synblinkerfluid]

Honestly, I appreciate them having a theme.

All the dispensaries around here look like either banks, apple stores, or jewelry stores on the inside.

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

i live rent free in his head

[3DayWeekend is out now @thegeorgeyoung]

I never understood this flex. P aint get robbed and didnt sell them due to financial hardship. He sold them to support a charity.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Good morning. Is there any update on the soiled mattresses and baby high chairs found in the tunnel beneath the Chabad-Lubavitch headquarters in Brooklyn, where orthodox jews violently attacked police to prevent them from uncovering it?

[INeedAnIntegraTypeSByTomorrow☄️👻 @Mayberrykush]

Does he know what happened to the niggas that killed his son? Lmao

[Mr. Go Touch Grass🛜 @icedoutfiji]

she mid anyway

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

Dude got with a white girl and started disrespecting every black woman😭

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Kinda nuts to watch everything fall apart in exactly the way you'd think based on who is in charge lol

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

concerning

[Null @Vhoyde]

She introduces those kids to every man. Nightmare of a baby mama.

[Shannon @shannonplante]

Hey America, just fyi hereditary passing of positions of power in running a country is something you only find in monarchies and dictatorships.

Weird you’d need reminding of this.

[Clayton Walker @Channel6ixNEWS]

As soon as weight loss drugs hit the market women stopped pretending like being fat was beautiful

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

This shit cool in passing, but terrifying when you realize this is a pimp.

[Kir. 🧣🍎|🍓❄ @Kirwithdot]

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