Emma afterglow

gentle giant feelings, tiny bio 🥹 always follow back

[Grider @HighEarthOrbit_]

Raise you hangar doors that change from open/close when toggling historical...(I may be misreading my hand)

ft. DJ Falcon
"How Bizarre Bob Lazar"

[Peter Anthony Cowan @living_energy]

Low-frequency electromagnetic fields can degrade collagen, weaken tendons, and cause soft-tissue damage at levels regulators call "safe."

We have a real world case study proving this:

An NFL team whose practice facility sits next to a massive electrical substation.

THREAD 🧵

https://t.co/4AFRlmqgZv

[TheFlockOpinion @TheFlockOpinion]

“Keep a double digit lead late or be Jamaican.”

John Harbaugh:

[Emma afterglow @iceemma7880]

@matt_toscano7 Yummy yummy Chiiiiiiicken!!

[Emma afterglow @iceemma7880]

The Jamba - Noah’s connection has put an ungodly amount of weight on California residents

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Paying my respects at the scene of the crime. Really makes you think. You never truly know how badly someone needs to unload into the toilet before it’s too late.

[Emma afterglow @iceemma7880]

We have an attempted open air waffle stomp at work, bold move, he got about half of it down

[Emma afterglow @iceemma7880]

just chewed on the strings of one of my old baseball gloves, still has the zing and zip it used to

10/10

[Emma afterglow @iceemma7880]

first class fraud, hate to see it

[Club Shay Shay @ClubShayShay]

"Robin Williams' manager used to walk around with a checkbook. Robin would come off stage, and a comedian would be like, 'Hey, he just took my joke.' He would write him a check for $75. ... He would steal material. He was known." - Damon Wayans

[Emma afterglow @iceemma7880]

I just soaked the post-op bed, might as well throw it away, talking full saturation, nice lady tried to tell me it was water, but I know piss when I smell it

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
I’ve relieved Gen. Taylor of his duties. While vexing, my resolve and determination to appoint new leadership are as solid as the hogs’ outhouse. Regiment drilling shall begin soon. A new day and new campaign are ahead. Thrilling. Please send more squirrel oil and a frog leg rhubarb pie.
— Andrew

[Emma afterglow @iceemma7880]

Pam Beesly is Trevor Wittman

[Emma afterglow @iceemma7880]

cable needs to have double speed with sound, this has gone on too long

[It's in the documents, Joe @GorknMork]

Mr. JD

[Emma afterglow @iceemma7880]

#RealShitterFriday

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

@FunDoshiyo He doesn't love competition. His fear of losing made caused him to take a break and stop getting better. Kobayashi should stay retired. He will never be champion in any of the foods you listed

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Operation Big Kahuna