Jake

I may be weird, but I'm cool weird, I may be crazy, but I'm funny crazy, also I'm the whitest Mexican you will ever see.

[Jake @Icefighter]

About to go to dance practice this morning, if I had money I would go to Village instead :-(

[ABC News @ABC]

Turtle crashes through woman's windshield on Florida interstate and comes away unscathed https://t.co/IRJ8bfHHLk

[Jake @Icefighter]

True That. https://t.co/PLFCaaWydp

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

It's absolutely absurd to thank David Letterman for all he's done in a tweet. But that's the world we live in now. #ThanksDave

[Jake @Icefighter]

I was playing to get Red Robin today but, then my mom made some beef broccoli what I ate and I was like Red what? #momscooking.

[Jake @Icefighter]

Samural Musher aka Jujiro Wada the play not bad It's all right, no #Bears though, maybe at the second half?

[Jake @Icefighter]

AWWWWWWWW!!!! https://t.co/Qldru1rgxc

[Jake @Icefighter]

I had such an awesome night I am now tweeting about it thank you to friends and family for making this day possible #Bears #anighttoremember

[Jake @Icefighter]

@GAM3R_G1RL @jerithepunk @LandonJanos W.O.W

[Jake @Icefighter]

I'm driving around 9:34pm jamming out to Taylor Swift and Lorde damn straight don't be judging.

[Jake @Icefighter]

What if Obama knows when your having Sex. Would we still be able to vote?

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Farewell to the Colbert Report. What an amazing accomplishment. The best, smartest, FUNNIEST satire on television for a solid nine years.

[Jake @Icefighter]

If men eat dead people, what would the pigs do for food?

[ABC News @ABC]

NASA can see your holiday lights from space: http://t.co/wmkP00KO8R

[Jake @Icefighter]

Thank you Stephen Colbert I couldn't have done it without you My idol for now and forever From your loyal and most thankful fan Jake Johnson

[Jake @Icefighter]

The Colbert nation remains strong and united. Because united we stand and divided we conquer the Colbert nation will live on in all of us.

[Jake @Icefighter]

Somewhere sometime we will see Colbert again.

[Jake @Icefighter]

Its done its over however I will remember what he told me what Colbert told the nation.

[Jake @Icefighter]

I guess I'm just afraid I don't like change even if it's small but a change of this size, it just doesn't feel right.

The final Colbert.

[Jake @Icefighter]

I don't want Colbert to go but I know that he's going to do better things more people will be blessed to hear his wisdom.

[Jake @Icefighter]

Colbert just kill death now that I don't see everyday he's immortal.