Marsellus Wallace

I'm actually The Stig from Top Gear! Football fanatic, cyclist,petrolhead, entrepeneur

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

I found some funny book dedications and i just wondering how these people think of these things😭😂😂

first one😭

[Sihle @msihlez4456]

Finally 😭

[mzansi fo sho 🇿🇦 @palesaaaaaaaaaa]

FIFA World Cup Sausage Battle

Max Gerb finds out which country has the best sausage and of course South Africa got the highest rating with the iconic boerewors >>>>>

Morocco is a close second, and that means the most hated African countries have the best food!!!.

No DNA, Just RSA!!! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Null @Vhoyde]

We were told her mother was South African.
Then we were told that she grew up in Soweto.
We were also told that she never left SA until she was over 18.
A lot of you guys pushed these narratives. You people would easily sell this country.

[Di Helleng 2.0 @Todi_M2]

Deport them with their men 😭we will figure out the charges or whatever later

[Marsellus Wallace @iceman_0007]

@RubyEsther3 @PSAFLIVE She said herself that she has never been to Nigeria until she was kicked out off South Africa

[The Anti-Spawn @Unc_Solenoid]

There are a few things people of all genders need to reevaluate when it comes to extracurricular activities outside of their relationships.

P.S. All cheaters get caught. You simply don’t know you’ve been caught yet.

The Book Of Creepers:

Chapter I — Do not take your hoes to your home.

Respect your home. Book a hotel or an Airbnb.

Chapter II — Fuck and leave.

Long-term affairs can create emotional, financial, and, in some cases, legal complications. Depending on the jurisdiction and circumstances, they may even give rise to claims against your estate after you die.

Chapter III — No calls. No messages. No social media. No pictures. No videos. CALLS ONLY!

Chapter IV — Endurance has hidden consequences.

The longer you cheat, the more it becomes habit. Behaviour changes. Attraction to your partner gradually fades with it.

Worth it… or not… it’s a choice.

Hell hath no fury like a side piece no longer receiving fragmented attention.

Another P.S. Basadi ba lapisa. One woman is already a lot to handle. If you have to steal time just to see your P.E. class, you deserve less from both of them.

Do that stupid shit at your own risk. The risk of STIs. The risk of unnecessary exposure. The risk to your mental health. The risk of financial harm. And the risk of proving yourself to be an unfathomable piece of shit.

Won’t be so fun when the shoe’s on the other foot. You bet on that!

[Andy @AndyCocaine]

Broers with 118i are so disrespectful on the road 😳😳😳😳 !
I’m not disputing that you drive a BMW ,Mara stay in you lane bro .

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

How does someone with a mother from Mozambique and a Nigerian father end up 50% South African?

[Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩 @itsBigSexy_]

WE WINNING THE LEAGUE 😭❤️

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

The father is German 🇩🇪 The mother is South African 🇿🇦 …

So we good…

As long as there’s no Nigerian blood we can work with that… 🔥🤧🤧🤧

[Null @Vhoyde]

This is disingenuous. Thanos and the infinity stones were a significant part of the first 3 phases. Doom basically comes out of nowhere and seems to be more powerful than Thanos with the gauntlet. No groundwork at all.

[Ottis Daily @OttisSnr]

Messi didn’t track back , press , threaten Spain goals . He was Infact walking around the pitch BUT we didn’t see calls for him to be subbed off for a younger player that can do those . 🇦🇷🫣

Batho ne ba twaela Ronaldo . The disrespect that man has endured is beyond believe 🇵🇹

[Revolutionary Gansta💚 @RevoGangSta777]

You can try to body shame all you want but it won't change the fact that we are going to reject EFF!🔥🔥🔥🔥

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The NFL after the World Cup is finally over and they can revert all the natural grass back to artificial turf for the league's biggest stars to tear their ACLs on

[Phumzile Van Damme @zilevandamme]

The world finally got to see just how entitled & violent the Argentine team has been, a destruction of the “gentlemanly” nature of the very institution that is football. A fitting finish. Justice. Redemption. Fairness. Chef’s kiss. See you in 4. ⚽

[The CR7 Timeline. @TimelineCR7]

🚨🚨 Argentina's captain and their leader the 'humble' Lionel Messi stands and watches on as his disgraceful teammates attack Spain players for losing the final.

If Ronaldo did something like this we would never hear the end of it.

[Del @TheCartelDel]

Never seen violent scenes like this since
Germany vs. Argentina 2006
or
Netherlands vs. Argentina 2022

There must some sort of pattern we can use to predict this. Surely?

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

He just realized how much money he lost 😂😭

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

He’s the first player to lose 2 World Cup finals