DonQuixote Kong

I created this account to escape accountability for my actions. He/him. Certified Ligma Male

[Joe “Elite” Flacco @joeflaccoburner]

Carlie Irsay-Gordon needs to stop being a FAKE NFL OWNER (on the sideline, engaged, taking notes on her team) and start being a REAL NFL OWNER (soliciting prostitutes in rural Ohio)

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

If 9/11 happened today it would be 9/2, dumbass.

[YŌKAI 🐰🚬🐺 (REGULAR GRIND HELL) @TAIFUCHU]

my bad guys this was supposed to be satire not cosmic inspiration

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[Cal @wyattyhalpert]

They’re giving He-Man pronouns

[jemp.stp @runthistrain]

white smoke indicating a new Jeffery Epstein has been chosen

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

We don’t get many wins these days, but we will take em when we get em

[Wesley Steinberg @WesSteinberg]

#Giants DE Abdul Carter will miss the first drive tonight for disciplinary reasons after getting caught watching porn in a team meeting when his headphones disconnected.

[Lady Emily ☄️ @GreatCheshire]

One time I was getting into an Uber and the driver was playing MF Doom but then he turned around, looked at me, and then changed the song to Weezer’s cover of Africa

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Ya they're gonna ban tiktok for this one

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

It’s not Omar’s fault that Frey turned out to be a grand wizard of yakubian tricknology and leveraged intraethnic hatred against Omar’s particular sub-ethnic clan among Somali Americans

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it would seem that the value of the raw chicken comes from its potential. a raw chicken's destiny has not yet been written, whereas a rotisserie chicken's fate is sealed.

[DonQuixote Kong @iceskatesuphill]

This is beat for beat the Zootopia abortion comic, just with the person being hit swapped. They even made sure to put the details about being woken up from sleep and describing the reactions in the textless panels. A bunch of bots got ragebaited by the zootopia abortion comic.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Underlying message in America is always that you’re somehow a failure if you do a low status job that society needs to function instead of scamming people with crypto

[@barelymarch On Social Media @barelymarch]

Not surpised Cuomo lost. It wasn't necessarily illegal what he did but it was really weird to say that about an 18 year old Japanese girl on your highly anticipated sophmore album