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[• @icewmilk]

I cannot see this cast on beyond the villa , everyone is so boring

[chaos robot 🤖 @deestiv]

As a monogamous person, my partner meets all my romantic/sexual/intimacy needs, yes. For other things, there are these things calls friendships, familial relationships, etc. Expecting a singular person to be everything to you isn’t monogamy, that’s more co-dependence imo

[LUCKI! @NEPTUNEFLAWLES]

Bae i tweak out cuz im in love wit you idk

[HipHopHotspot @HipHopxHotspot]

Mac Miller | Cinderella (feat. Ty Dolla $ign)

[.𝒅𝒆𝒔 @wyadesire]

That chill ass moment you accept it's over forever at 2pm on a Wednesday

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when life was already beating me down to my knees but the person I loved more than anything decided to deliver the final blow

[N @VicsCumCounter]

My uncles pussy is filled with crap again

[turbomander @turbomander]

i am NOT a vampire i am NOTTTTT ugh like seriously this is just getting ridiculous. now invite me in so u can apologize to me

[eve @csiirac]

cause of death;skill issue

[ISAAC! @1lowkeyisaac]

i already know who the loml is we just not cool rn

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

I’m so fat they have to narcan me out of my food comas

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

in another life we were two birds killed by the same stone

[wendy gunk @splorg8]

going under anesthesia for a haircut

[Lane Kiffin (2017-19) @Kiffinbesniffin]

Roommate’s girlfriend wants me to put my weed away when she’s here #fuckyouhitler

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[n @jesusmokedganj]

Damn I forgot