ellie 🦭

i think of the stars as my geriatric husband who i stay with for the will and the sharks as my beautiful mistress i will marry as soon as he dies

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

FUCK.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Goaltender Rémi Poirier has been claimed off waivers by New Jersey.

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

fuck what a pass.

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

i love being wrong

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

i actually wouldn’t be opposed to some line blending tonight because mush will and mack are not connecting against vegas’ forecheck

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

they are trying to kill collin graf

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

quite literally 2 seconds after i said why tf is orlov on pp1

i will shut the fuck up for now 😊

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

sharks rn:

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

yaroslav askarov i owe you my firstborn

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

i actually wouldn’t be opposed to some line blending tonight because mush will and mack are not connecting against vegas’ forecheck

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

@jjxirn collin graf apparently:

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

mack’s first game as captain being against vegas and first home game as captain being florida. The Horrors are upon him

[rose @lowbriniunely]

ritzy’s stick lowkey the main character of the nhl

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

the ONE day i didn’t have time to be online/watch preseason games is of course the day mack is named captain and ritzy+harley+benn all drop gloves and seggy smacks q*inn h*ghes oh my god this is so unjust

[willmack archive @willmackarchive]

look at my polite captain!!!

[The Long Change @LongChangeNHL]

Justin Hryckowian (5’11) vs Michael Mccaron (6’6) is the most Justin Hryckowian fight to pick.

He is a lunatic
#TexasHockey

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

hey…where is trey taylor

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Tonight’s squad ⤵️

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

god they really want to hear the goal song before it’s gone huh

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

pohlkamp has such good puck possession and poise i really hope he at least gets a call up this year if he doesn’t make opening night roster

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

found ryan leonard’s burner

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

sharks pro shop potentially accidentally leaking the captaincy fuck i love my unserious ass team 😭

[ellie 🦭 @iceworm_]

it always makes me giggle when people blame otter for us choking in the playoffs as if we didn’t go over 200 minutes without scoring an even strength goal like bffr