Icey_phantom

I am spanglish personified.

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America's 250th anniversary being on the SAME DAY as 4th of July is such a crazy coincidence. This shit had to be planned somehow

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In light of the fact that today is the 250th anniversary of America, today I feel as if I should do the most American thing I can think of. I will be sending 75% of my paycheck to Israel in support of the American way.

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I'm so distraught. I just spent 10 minutes looking for a Family Guy compilation of them being nice to Meg and I couldn't find ONE. This is sickening. Meg does NOT deserve this treatment. If Pete wants to be a family guy, then he needs to do better for his daughter. #Justiceformeg

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Y'all think Pearl Harbor is based on a true story?

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I love when the funniest joke or meme pops into my head at the worst moment. I remember my mom was yelling at me and disowning me and the fucking Olaf rizzing face popped into my head.

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How am I supposed to read a book when it doesn't even have Flip-o-Rama?

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I imagine people who's favorite chip is cool ranch doritos look like McLovin

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When Captain Obvious decides to open his fucking mouth

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Legendary blunt rotation is Babyno$, sombr, and YungBlud

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I hate when people cook straight possum shit and try to convince me that it taste good, like I am NOT eating that fucking eggplant and zucchini bullshit

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People really say they like music then proceed to put on Stevie Wonder, like dawg, that just noise

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Thanks for the gold kind stranger

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You can listen to thousands of artist and you chose to listen to SOMBR? are you kidding me?

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Imagine telling someone your favorite superhero is The Falcon. Like dawg, give me 1 good reason NOT to smack you

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Some people really wake up and decide to put on Rod Wave, like bro, did you even try making a good decision?

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Alvin is like the Kanye of the chipmunks world

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Knowing Franklin D. Roosevelt is carrying the will of D will never NOT make me tear up

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I miss the old Kanye

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Just sat here thinking about how Gangnam Style. Woop Woop Woop