🧵 A THREAD IN WHICH I REVIEW BEING BITTEN BY VARIOUS ANIMALS
1. GOAT 🐐
Overall a soft and gummy bite, often with a faint bouquet of fermented grain. Near-prehensile lips make the whole experience rather cute. Only downside is the painful accompanying headbutt. 4/5 stars.
@AmandaWasteFree Great advice! Perhaps not what DoC would prefer, but I've often paid for huts after a tramp by popping into the nearest DoC office. Not going to work if there's a hut warden of course!