icguana

just chilling //

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

If you’re having a bad day you have to find a small, round bird and look at it. Even just for 1 second

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Your honor the moon was full

[1993 @huuuhhx]

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue

[corb @awshuqs]

hey man we’re crossing that bridge when we come to it tonight if you want to pull up

[mariana Z @mariana057]

There's no way everybody was kung fu fighting.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

my favorite part of being alive is having to wipe the kitchen counters off 317 times a day everyday forever.

[Zion @zionszzn]

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

[n @ctrlarchive]

the countless sunsets i’ve missed bec of employment

[Pri @priyayayanshi]

to be divisible by both 2 and 3 at the same time is iconic

[james hawkins @james406]

"per my last email" = passive-aggressive, short, formal

"per my NEXT email" = foreboding, commanding, what could be in that next email

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I love the phrase "bear with me" because it can either mean "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"

[Logan Kilpatrick @OfficialLoganK]

my competitive advantage is that i'm having fun

[Enderson Sequera S. @endsequera]

Solamente la supera la transición de chavismo a democracia:

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches i will admit

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

The biggest competitor of Netflix now is the current geopolitix.

[Federico Guzmán Rubio @feguz77]

Los lectores de La fiesta del Chivo sabemos que, ahora, en Venezuela, es la hora de los Balaguer.