Ichabod

Chillin'

[Ichabod @ichabodspar]

@bini_maloi Maligayang Kaarawan Lucky! Maraming salamat sa buhay mo at sa pagpapasaya mo sa mga Blooms! Nawa'y ma-enjoy mo tong araw na to at sana magtuluy-tuloy lang ang success ng BINI! 💛

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

things that didn’t exist last time the knicks made the NBA finals

[Musa @musamanzz]

This is how I made tens of thousands last month from clipping

[Ichabod @ichabodspar]

@PinoyAkoBlog nasa senate pa po siya at least based on News5's latest report

[affprinter @affprinter]

If I was FORCED to make $20k/month with tiktok slideshows in 30 days, starting from 0, here's exactly what i would do in 20 steps:

Days 1-3: Account infrastructure

1. Sign up to glitchy, pick walmart retail sweep offer (2 min)
2. Buy 10 aged tiktok accounts off accsmarket ($15-20 total)
3. Set up 1 phone per 3 accounts max (device cluster rule)
4. Residential proxies per account ($4/mo each)
5. Warm all 10 accounts 72 hrs — scroll fyp 30 min/day, no posting

Days 4-10: Content machine

6. Fresh research account locked to ur niche — tiktok feeds u the winners
7. Screenshot 50 viral slideshow frames directly from ur FYP
8. Claude writes 100 hook variations against proven patterns in 2 min
9. Gemini modifies images — "add crying face" / "make her shocked"
10. Build slideshow INSIDE tiktok editor — add text overlays natively so algo indexes the keywords

Days 11-20: Scale what works

11. Post 2 slideshows per account per day = 20 posts daily
12. VAs seed 5 comments per post within first 15 min from burner accounts
13. Kill any post under 500 views at 24hrs — no emotional attachment
14. Any post over 10k views = generate 20 variations, post across all accounts
15. 10% hit rate = 2 viral posts per day avg

Days 21-30: Automate + compound

16. Hire 2 VAs at $5/hr to handle posting + comment seeding (~$400/mo)
17. Reinvest week 2 profits into 5 more aged accounts
18. Build funnelish landing page w 3 vouch comments above fold
19. Cloudflare hosting for sub-1-second mobile load
20. By day 30 ur running 15 accounts, 30+ posts/day, fully systematized

The conservative math:

> 30 posts/day × 30 days = 900 slideshows
> 8-10% viral rate = ~80 viral posts in month 1
> Avg viral = 500k views → 5k clicks to landing page
> $0.70 avg EPC × 5k clicks = ~$3,500 per viral post

Realistic month 1 as a beginner: $1-3k if you execute well. $5k if you get lucky with an early winning angle. Most people who treat it as a serious project and post daily see their first real month between months 2-3.

Every hook — AI.
Every image — AI.
Every post — scheduled.
Every comment — VAs.

Just set it once and print.

Comment "BLUEPRINT" and i'll send u my tiktok slideshow blueprint.

Must be following + Retweet

[Li Mengbai @lvjin1993]

事实证明：女人无论年龄多大都是吃软不吃硬的😂😂

[Eric Cole @erichustls]

If I woke up tomorrow with only ChatGPT & a brand new Instagram account...

I'm 100% confident I could hit $10k/month in 2026.

Here's exactly how I'd do it:

[naughty girl @Ziddigirl0056]

Evening workout 🔥🔥

[Ichabod @ichabodspar]

@Rhyscryptoo @luminaclippers IN

[ゆのん @Yunon_ol_]

またまた、私の好みを大公開っ㊙️💖
優しい人が好きなのです😳

お願いしてもいいですか？？笑

[blue @bluewmist]

according to philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

[Your Best Version @YourPrimePath]

Adulting is realizing;

1. You will die, and most people won’t care after a while.
2. People use you until you’re no longer useful.
3. Most people secretly want you to fail.
4. One day you’ll wish you started today.
5. Most people fake happiness while dying inside.
6. No one is coming to save you.
7. You’ll be judged no matter what you do.
8. Your health is your greatest wealth.
9. Happiness is temporary—discipline is permanent.
10. Success takes longer than you think.
11. No one respects weakness, even if they sympathize.
12. Complaining changes nothing.
13. Not everyone you love will love you back.
14. Money won’t solve all your problems—but it solves most.
15. Social media lies to you every day.
16. You’re replaceable at your job.
17. Life is unfair—get used to it.
18. One day, you’ll run out of days.
19. Regret hurts more than failure.
20. Nobody cares about your excuses. Work harder

The earlier you understand this, the better and easier your life gets.

[Ichabod @ichabodspar]

@holaphofficial Justin Gieger?

[CELEB FUN @Celebfun3]

Lana Condor at the Fashion Trust US Awards

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

She just explained men in the best way possible

[The Best Viral Vids🔥 @TheBest_Viral]

I wasn't ready for this

[Ichabod @ichabodspar]

@bini_jhoanna sobrang ganda pa di kahit nag mumukbang

[Mau Baron @maubaron]

https://t.co/yftfjUjPod

[Lorden @lorden_eth]

I spent 48h to find this ''bot trading wallet'' on Polymarket

> This wallet is an arbitrage bot
> Trades only BTC Up or Down (15 min) only
> Always use the same strategy

And here's how it trades:

> Waits until one of the outcomes (YES/NO) falls below 35¢
> Buy more when the average price is low
> Watch how the opposite outcome moves
> Makes sure the total average prices are under $0.99
> If he doesn’t have a hedge, just closing the position with no losses

https://t.co/kU1G9fDSJl

[Ichabod @ichabodspar]

so anong point ng pagkabuhay ni roberto?

anyway, medyo underwhelming ang ending pero goods na din. congrats Coco at sa lahat ng bumubuo ng Batang Quiapo!

#FPJBQAngHulingLaban