Ichchhit Srivastava

[Harshit Shukla @Shuk_law_]

"परखना मत परखने में कोई अपना नहीं रहता,
किसी भी आइने में देर तक चेहरा नहीं रहता!

बड़े लोगों से मिलने में हमेशा फ़ासला रखना,
जहाँ दरिया समुंदर से मिला दरिया नहीं रहता!"

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

Similar to what dhool-mitti does to one's hair after a bike ride

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

Zudio be like

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

Aap hi bataiye ki ek sane aadmi apni mann marzi se vakalat karna kyun hi chunne ga...

[Harshit Shukla @Shuk_law_]

Visual depiction of a lawyer watching a courtroom drama flooded with the procedural mistakes:

#CriminalJustice

[LawBeat @LawBeatInd]

“…. a judicial response is not meant to be assessed on the basis of mere grant or denial of relief by the judge but must be holistically assessed on the basis of the merits of the matter,” writes @Shuk_law_

Read: https://t.co/xOoAL9JY4L

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

For dry cleaners it is Roxy, Stanley, Paradise, Paris...

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

Saw a phone with green, pink and red line.
Bhaiya, aapke ke yaha ke bachhe bade shaitan hai!

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

A good busy day!

[Shaivika @shaivikagrawal]

Being a lawyer means that you hurriedly research, rush to the court amidst heavy traffic earlier than usual to get sufficient print outs, run the length & breadth of the building, and ensure every possible compliance only for the court to not be in the session :)

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

When you're late and trying to cover up
Traffic, Breakfast, Clock, Urgent work: Bawe gaya tu toh

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

Triceps badhne ke umr mein triglycerides badh rahe hai

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

"Tum kisi ke yaha shaadi/function mein nahi jaoge toh koi tumhara yaha bhi nahi aayega"

Introvert: Yeh toh phir dream life hogi

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

A law chamber in Allahabad used to take around ₹2k-₹3k + filling charges of PIL on which the law students will work upon, for admitting the law students as interns. The PILs were of frivolous nature having no material cause of action.

[Shubham Gupta @lawandnation]

Sarcastic post inspired from Z guy:
I am looking for an intern but the intern would have to deposit 10k with a poor man aka my clerk as this is a learning opportunity for the intern. Will talk about the stipend for the intern from the 2nd month if I decide to continue with him.

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

@Shuk_law_ Lal tamatar aur hari mirch waali chutney, na?

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

Mujhe laga muh dhoye gi

[ᴋᴀᴍʟᴇsʜ sɪɴɢʜ / tau @kkstau]

एक बेसिक गलती सब लोग करते हैं। डीज़ल पीने से पहले पेट्रोल से हाथ धोना है। ज़्यादातर लोग उल्टा करते हैं जो स्वास्थ्य के लिए लाभदायक है

[Bar and Bench @barandbench]

Supreme Court Bar Association holds farewell for CJI DY Chandrachud #SupremeCourtofIndia

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

@confusedlyzen Norway chala jaaye, yaar

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

Lag raha hai Cetaphil lagane se kuch nahi hoga, sitaphal khaana hi padega

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

@confusedlyzen

[Ichchhit Srivastava @ichchhit26]

Yeh traffic jam aur dhool se jo brain rot ho raha hai uska kya