Cake Decorator

Yes, I've seen Cake Boss. No, I can't have the cake from his last show ready for you by tomorrow morning for only 50 bucks.

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

May 2012 bring you happiness, prosperity, and CLOWN-CRIPPLING JUSTICE. Happy New Year.

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

Alright people. Remember, leave your 'holiday baggage' at HOME when you shop/pick up orders. Don't knock out the customer service crew w/it.

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

Soooo it's National Cupcake Day. Go eat a cupcake, make me feel better about my cramping cupcake-icing hand!! #nationalcupcakeday

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

If you drop your decorated baked goods while walking out w/them, I'm not REQUIRED to replace it for free. #thisishowbakeriesgooutofbusiness

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

Also, don't take advantage of a bakery's kindness with customers.

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

"Can I place an order for a 3-D sports car cake? I'll be back in an hour to pick it up." #customernotkidding #speechless #GTFO

[Bartender Rant @BartenderRants]

I was able to stomach your assholeness because I was prepped by your country club windbreaker

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

Is it time to go home yet?!

[Shit Servers Say @ShitServersSay]

RT @AllServersHate: Unless I just give something to u w/o u ordering it, it's not complimentary. U asking makes u look like a cheap bastard.

[Bartender Rant @BartenderRants]

If you're the wearing glitter makeup don't pretend like you're annoyed that every guy is hitting on you.

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

Makes me even more thankful for gracious, kind people who treat others like...you know...PEOPLE.

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

Also, if YOU order the wrong cake &realize it when you pick it up, it's NOT ok for you to grumble loudly to friends about MY 'incompetence'.

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

...don't proceed to complain when you pick it up and it's "not what you wanted at first." #theonewetoldyouwedonthave #youdontsay

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

If you call in an order for a cake, and we don't have what you want so you settle for something else...

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

@ShittyWaitress !! Ha!!

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

“@cakewrecks: Think this turkey cake needs more pepper spray? http://t.co/2vW7RQzw Via @cinnamaldehyde & @OccupiedNa_Na #ows” YEEEESSSS!!!!

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

@ShitServersSay Yup. Bakeries, too. Shit, we have to fight for even a 10min break in a 12hr day sometimes. Not legal but they don't care.

[Cake Decorator @icinginyoureye]

This goes for the chefs, too! I once had to step between a 16yr old server & a hot-headed chef w/a prideful whisk up his ass. #hadtobeawhisk