Jessica Kirk

[Jessica Kirk @icklekirk]

Daddy casually enquired if @JenPringle5 was going to be at Milkshake Live in August, I think his attendance may hinge on the answer!

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Happy birthday Uncle Peter http://t.co/LhhV2FAl

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The dance teacher asked us to march ... Not sure why they all found my Goose Stepping so funny?! She should have been more specific!

[Jessica Kirk @icklekirk]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Jessica Kirk @icklekirk]

In the battle of potty vs floor ... Today Potty won!

[Jessica Kirk @icklekirk]

@anti_peter
Should have read more carefully, thought it said Best disk ...

[Jessica Kirk @icklekirk]

@anti_peter do you even have a way of finding out what was on it?

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Right, what time do we start opening presents today??

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Not sure who is enjoying my new dolls house more @JimSlight2 @anti_peter or daddy.

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Been up since 5.30 because I'm so excited about seeing nanny and granddad @JimSlight2 and uncle @anti_peter today
#morepresents!!!

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@anti_peter If I am a good girl they might take him back, then I can have his stuff!

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uncle @anti_peter took me to the zoo, tried to convince me it was Africa ... I might be 2 but I'm not stupid!

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How many times do I have to wee on the floor before mummy understands that I'm not ready for a potty??! #stupidwoman

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I usually prefer peppa pig stickers but mummy's stickers with the same picture of an old lady on them will have to do!

[Jessica Kirk @icklekirk]

Earlier this week insects were brilliant, today they REALLY freak me out!

[Jessica Kirk @icklekirk]

If I jump out at you and shout APIE, it's Surprise! #thingsnannyteachesme

[Jessica Kirk @icklekirk]

Astounded parents this morning with the correct identification of a cow and an owl. They're easily pleased, I may spring Dog on them later

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Mummy has just taken her iPhone from me, she'd better not take the iPad away too or there'll be tantrumtastic trouble #middleclassbabyangst

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Rudely awoken in the middle of the night by my non ninja parents clumsily trying to cut my fingernails. :( #waaaaahhhhh

[Jessica Kirk @icklekirk]

Been swimming, now looking forward to an evening at grandma and grandpa's house