@hirospussy hiro, comfortingly: have some tea. whats bothering you sweetheart
issei, staring into the mug moodily: tryna fuck u and u keep saying no. im afraid ull never say yes
hiro: awww you shouldnt give up!!! stay positive kid
issei, looks up at him: really?
@hirospussy literally. hiros the loveable teacher whos chill w everyone so people r like matsukawa stop perving on him thats my goat. and isseis like alright? mine too fuck off iwaizumi. hirooo waituppp
@hirospussy KWEJDHGFDHSJKL isseis like i am really, really bad at english hana-sensei. scold me. beat me. im such a bad kid. and hiros like (shakes his head playfully) you're a bad boyyy . and isseis like . adjusts his pants
@hirospussy hiro, flushed, scandalized, holding a sheef of papers between them as a shield: matsukawa, really! this is so weird! stop, back up a bit---
issei: (bites his ear) i wanna fuck u sensei
@hirospussy hiros so unserious for a LONG TIME im like into this now. hiros like "ohhh cute issei such a shame hes not my age cute as hell tho" while unconsciously baiting him
@hirospussy@caandlelit@ajjaxyy isseis like a dude covered in kiss marks w goofy look on his face. everyone knows about his boner for hanamaki-sensei and everyone says isseis such an asshole for perving on the cool teacher
@hirospussy hiros suuuuuch a tease he lets issei stay in his classroom for lunchbreak and he sits on his own desk and swings his legs and pokes at isseis thigh with the tip of his shoe. and isseis at the chair in front of his desk like a punished student tryna eat a sandwich w a stiffy
@hirospussy@caandlelit@ajjaxyy this is good btw because hiros sweet praise makes issei so hard. hiros like good job on the test, darling, walking past isseis seat with a ruffle to his hair. and issei stares at him hungrily