mama keeks

life’s too short to drink cheap wine but don’t quote me on that

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

Instead of having to make a little “b” and “d” with my hands when setting the table, I now just say to myself: Aw, who LEFT the *bread* out?? and I need a *drink* RIGHT now. Hope this is helpful to others!

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

Basically just coming on Twitter so say I can be on/check Twitter until later tonight when I’ll finally be able to watch the LIB reunion. What is this life?

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

My best friend is amazing!!!

[CCSD93 @CCSD93]

Students in the Specialized Academic Classroom at Stratford Middle School are taking part in Cafe Club, where they prepare, deliver & sell coffee orders to the school’s staff. It’s a terrific chance to practice competencies like pre-vocational skills & social communication!

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

Me: Sweetie, mommy is sorry for raising her voice. I know you’re having fun in the bath and sometimes water might get in your mouth. It’s a bit icky but not worth me yelling.
Toddler: *smiles* *starts lapping up bath water like a dog*
Me: THAT’S IT! *yanks wet child out tub*

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

OK it’s been 6 weeks. I truly feel my sleep has improved and now have less joint pain. Not sure it’s done much for my metabolism as I still crave snacks between meals… but that might more mental. Anyway going to just say I most def recommend taking @meetfatty15. Like right now.

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

Guys I’m trying the @meetfatty15 vitamins. I’ve read it should take about 6 weeks to feel the benefits, so I’ll update all of you on the Ides of March.

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

If you don’t like frosting, like. Grow up.

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

Read something recently that said a humidifier should be cleaned out every 3 days and really can’t think of a better analogy for Sisyphus rolling a boulder up that damn hill.

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

@chrissyteigen OK, so this is more so in reference to getting waxed while nursing (which I recently did) …it already fucking sucks but is still very worth it… maybe even more so while pregnant because you really can’t see down there. Like instead of “eek” it’s more “YOUCH” but then it’s done

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

1. You 2. Are 3. Old 4. As 5. Fuck

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

I don’t understand how anyone could eat healthily over the holidays. Really. How?

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

Made it safely! Just as the roads were getting pretty slick. Stay safe out there, friends and foes alike.

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

@JollyRancher Thanks, love!

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

Goal departure was 6am, left at 6:30. You KNOW I’m calling that a win.

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

OH and gotta factor in time for cleaning. Mommy don’t like coming back to a messy house. Nope!

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

The amount of packing Josh and I have to do after the girls go down while still getting to bed early enough so that we can wake up early enough to get on the road to beat storm is so whoofies.

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

Learned my lesson (hopefully) last night and moving forward will return a drink/ask for something new if I don’t care for it after the FIRST sip. I feel like this baby hangover would be a lot more bearable if I properly enjoyed what I had I drank 😑

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

@Rory_Breaker_ Nothing like arugula. So much flavor in one little leaf!

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

@5N0K3 Whoa whoa whoa let’s not get carried away

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

You think you’ve become a fancy adult until the guy at Binny’s asks if the wine you’re shopping for is to save or drink right away and you have actively repress laughing in his face.

[mama keeks @iclapmyhands]

Now that we’re very much making an effort NOT to do so, I still very much understand why Josh and I got into the habit of splitting a pint of @benandjerrys after getting the girls down. Feels like a marathon some/most nights and mommy and daddy deserve a treat, OK??