Clifford Crittenden 💤

Florida Man Living in Washington, D.C. Area

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Things one sees at Arlington

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Our female Apple store genius asked me if Shannon was my daughter.

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Strange things one sees on I-66. My dash cam footage of a driver on the wrong side of the interstate

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I laughed way too hard at this.

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pretty fly for a white guy ...

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@realDonaldTrump Are you referring to Chinese and Russian hackers?

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I purchased this bottle of Brandy on September 5, 2009. At our current rate of consumption, we should need to get a new one in 2036. Also, I joined Twitter in September of 2009, maybe there’s a connection? Need to ask #JamesBurke

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My office this morning @ Arlington National Cemetery https://t.co/JGHItChzjf

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@realDonaldTrump Make America #obamagreat again!

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@realDonaldTrump #Obamagrate

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@realDonaldTrump #obamagreat !

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Watch my live activity “Live Activity 3/15” now!
https://t.co/Dw2MZI4yVq

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#rakeman what I would be doing it I worked at the astro box

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Clifford Note: at a bar on Cape Cod watching the game with Shannon. To my left, bartender is eating the leftover shrimp from the man’s dinner, in front of him. To our right, two Jameson’s on the rocks (no shots allowed, house rule), Two Guinness’ and only one Corona. Go Nats!

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Will Smith (who’s a libra) is both of the main stars in #geminiman, does that mean it’s twice his fault the movie is not doing well?

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At 18 billion miles (about 16 light-hours oneway) away, we can still communicate with NASA’s Voyager 2, and yet there are places on the GW parkway where one gets no cell phone service.

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Kelly should call @OliverLNorth's old secretary, Fawn 'We shred everything' Hall, to give him some pro tips for sneaking TS+ documents out of the WH. "John Kelly Departs White House with Nuclear Codes Hidden in Pants https://t.co/6ST7BEuoem"

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The children born on 09/09/09 (I know, I use an odd date order) are nine today.

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That many a true word hath been spoke in jest: Trump on China's Xi consolidating power: 'Maybe we'll give that a shot some day' @CNNPolitics https://t.co/1xaXY1Z9td