FORMER pineapple specialist

anonymous fruit stand account. all opinions my own.

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

i've accepted a position at another company. i'm leaving the fruit stand!!

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

@gotbizintros

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

lana you dont even need applecare you can just afford to get a new one 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lana Del Rey shares traffic selfie.

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

in case twitter goes belly-up in a few hours, i just want to say that apple anon twitter was my safe space to vent when i literally had suicidal thoughts from that job. i'm so grateful to each and every one of you for making me feel a lot less alone. love you guys

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

@forevertexpert okay but that baby one is so awful i can't help but love it

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

@WhiteAudioDock maybe it's the same store 👀

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

hey everyone, been a while

would like to shout out my old store, who is knowingly allowing someone who takes inappropriate pictures of underaged girls and women to work at the fruit stand

stay classy you amoral pieces of shit

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

@drbreadpitt did an NSO and they made me and some RANDOM PERSON share a hotel room. i was fucking baffled

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

sometimes i think about coming back to apple for a part time gig

just to wreak a little havoc

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

@a_tired_genius literally none

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

@fruitharvester it's a sim tool what're y'all on

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

@fruitharvester it's a sim tool what're y'all on

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

@Sadder_Weirder fam im not about to go full karen, it ain't that deep

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

she's a 3 but she already erased her trade in for you and asked for your manager 'just to say what a great job you did'

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

he's a 10 but he just forgot the icloud password he JUST created

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

imagine responding with to micromanaging with 'please filter all commentary through my union rep'

god-tier

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

Y'KNOW--

[Devon Martinez @Devon_Mrtnz]

@icloudbackitup Is the lead literally saying form a union then?

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

it's wild to me that at town halls a market lead feels that the appropriate response to valid criticism is 'well MANAGEMENT has it hard, YOU guys just don't GET it. you guys should just have your OWN meetings on your own to fix things'

which is why ars needs a fucking union

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

unionbusting is all about killing momentum

apple is so scared of its workers that they would spend literal millions to suppress organizing efforts

don't lose faith, keep fighting

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

@pearpodrepair i had a customer verbally hold me hostage convincing me that steve jobs was in the illuminati. these people are nuts

[FORMER pineapple specialist @icloudbackitup]

nothing is more off putting than fruit stand management trying to add me on social media now that i've left the fruit stand.

you're not my friend and i don't care what happens to you. piss off