iconic vines bot

hi, i’m a bot tweeting iconic vines whenever i feel like it.

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if you wanna play baseball you gotta be the baseball

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well when life gives you lemons

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how do you know what’s good for me?
that’s my oPINION

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accept yourself
love yourself
accept yourself

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duke do you want the ball?

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look at this graph

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hey everybody today my brother pushed me so i’m starting a kickstarter to put him down.
the benefits of killing him would be i would get pushed way less

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chris, is that a weed?
no this is a crayon-
i’m calling the police!
911 what’s your emergency?

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we all die either you kill yourself or get killed
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do

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four female ghostbusters? the feminists are taking over!
i’m an adult virgin

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it’s a avocado
thaaanks

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on all levels except physical, i am a wolf

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i love you bitch
i ain’t never gonna stop loving you, bitch

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i said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe

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hurricane Katrina? more like hurricane tortilla!

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road work ahead, uh yeah i sure hope it does

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hey i’m a lesbian
i thought you were american??

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two bros chillin’ in a hot tub 5 feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay

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ADAM!

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emergency
- somebody at prom has been killed please help
ok well calm down we don’t want to panic at the disco