Ian Connel

Writer, Fighter, Video Producer.

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@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Yeah but it is gross seeing a 40 year old guy with a 19 year old child. Anything more than 5 years is pretty iffy, especially when she's below 30

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@Simi_2210_ Skin

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@TheBabylonBibi Babylon Bee going hard on the truth, I'm impressed

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@askaya Sorry that you think I'll apologize

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@UncleNickHub @Pirat_Nation 100% yes

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@Pirat_Nation Well she is in France

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@DanBurmawy Irony is when you come on Twitter to complain about them complaining

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I meet 5 of these every time I go anywhere in the Twin Cities

[Dave Greene @GreeneMan6]

I have been seeing a certain archetypal commenter in the spotlight recently; all women my age, progressive, and employed at mainstream institutions. I don't know them. Yet in every case, I can intuit their origin story.

It goes something like this:

> be an older millennial female, no strong passion, but strive hard in school
> reach High School
> steer clear of the kids who like talking about “far out” philosophical issues
> also steer clear of student government and debate club, which seems too contentious and vaguely threatening
> focus on getting perfect marks, complying with college reqs. Get into top uni based on those marks
> get introduced to politics in freshmen social justice class, instantly floored
> the appeal of college politics is just how cut-and-dried it is. Unlike other fields, it has a clear “good” and “bad” side, no ambiguity. The “good” side always wins in classroom discussions, you feel like a hero for validating consensus with "The Conversation"
> politics becomes your religion, “this is my passion!”
> graduate with top marks and recs. Your degree is essentially in “Current Thing-ism”. Have no broad understanding of history or philosophy.
> Your concept of human events is just people being oppressed for 4000 years until feminism and progress happened in the 20th c.
> despite the Global Financial Crisis, immediately get hired by a government/media org because they want someone who “understands the role of female politics in our new digital era!”
> most of your colleagues share your perspective, the ones who don't are older guys on their way to retirement, not looking for the confrontation that disagreeing with you would certainly involve.
> great awokening happens, double down on Current-Thingism politics
> organe-man-bad and COVID happens, triple down on politics.
> you are 15 years deep in your career, you have never once genuinely engaged with a peer who didn't validate your worldview or who you didn't consider a "token" opposition to placade your political enemies
> vibe shift happens, establishment uncertain, time to have a "conversation" with the people you've considered deplorable
> have conversation, hear non-progressive opinion that is common in the modern world, historically ubiquitous
> react with schock, umbrage horror. "Can you even believe this is happening?"
> confident that non-progressive opinion is trivially easy to refute, somehow have no idea how to actually refute it
> unaware just how deeply you have been betrayed by your education, such that the average educated man on the street has more practical understanding of what politics is than you do with decades of "experience."

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@GreeneMan6 100% spot on. This was happening at the University of Saint Thomas in 2006. I realized that "Catholic University" is just a silly marketing badge

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@contractorkeith You do know that's still a shit-ton of money, right? And that the earning power of the younger generation is a mere fraction of what the boomers got? And that the majority of value is shunted toward major corporations, limiting growth for young families?

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@TheLaurenChen "Oh shit, they found out the zionists aren't aliens, but demons"

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@RealPostFolder That guy is a coward and don't lump me in with him. If he doesn't want to be 2nd best, fine. But every child is a gift from God.

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@FriarTuck104 @jakeshieldsajj Islam and Israel are both evil. This isn't hard. And Bilzeran is a sellout. Imagine the Qutar money he gets to push that garbage. Surprise, a poker star has no morals!

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@McJuggerNuggets I think for equity's sake you should terminate yourself, too

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@RealLuthen "Who she is" is relativistic gibberish. Elon is also being "who he is" but you crash out about that. Grow the F up

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@BlotterMonkey @TheCriticalDri2 Whatever your generation stepped aside when offered the battle standard. Boomers kept it, and look how well that went

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@TheCriticalDri2 Well, yes, madness. But also, their religion.

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@parabola12358 @Uncommonsince76 Says the talentless guy with an anonymous username. You wouldn't stand next to anybody in a fight

[Lucas Star Wars Girl @LucasSWGirl]

RIP Marcia Lucas, ex wife of George Lucas and Oscar Winner for her editing of Star Wars.

She let rip on the Disney Sequels and every single word was true. They never did call her.

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I'm calling my result The Knight Distribution