Matthew Hope

Adaptive culinary humor, dad life, you can help support Eduardo’s cancer recovery here: cookbook in page design.

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hear me out, MAYBE Ghislaine will say anything to NOT end up unlike her late husband…

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@DavisLoren96827 @baker_girlie let’s ask amadou diallo, Trevon, Martin Eric, Gardner and Brianna Taylor about that, oh…

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Seems pretty privileged to me, this officer should be commended for his restraint.

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Abusive dad threatens law enforcement after his 12 year-old son secretly called 911 on him. This guy sure seems abusive from the onset. I don’t get how he thinks this is going to end any other way than him in handcuffs and in back of a unit. Or worse if he tries anything.

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@Jessica11168a You can only go up from here, make a killer, Spotify playlist and start exercising outdoors daily.

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@forbiddenmerch October Revolution.

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@gladd1968 @BernieSanders @peggyflanagan @IlhanMN @keithellison You showed him.

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@CholericCleric @RpsAgainstTrump Is it still called taxidermy when it’s a human?

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@YahooFantasy I didn’t watch much of the Cardinals last year, but Wilson stats were elite with Harrison out.

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@SourovSurya @VillageShawman @AnaKasparian I’m not a MAGAT, I’ll be fine, but I do appreciate your engagement l l

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@its_The_Dr Christians raided civilizations and kidnapped children all over the globe via imperialism, every religion has extremists.

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@HeywoodUBL0Wme @claudiahaimo He’s a citizen, grow up.

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@VillageShawman @AnaKasparian The IOF would like a word.

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@ConceptualJames @AnaKasparian , she probably means the children in the school that was bombed by the malevolent Trump regime, but ask yourself why you feel targeted.

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@Vince66033430 @backuppuddin Did the other 94% of the population get medical exemptions from their father’s friend who happened to be renting office space from their father?

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@Vince66033430 @backuppuddin No worries, many politicians are Pampered draft dodgers, didn’t W firefighter jet?

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@princepuddin @ShaykhSulaiman After after bombing a school and countless other civilian targets.

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@LJT1212 @ShaykhSulaiman No one has said that about the United States in a long time either and certainly not since being blackmailed by Israel with the Epstein files.

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@ShaykhSulaiman maturing is realizing this.

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@Azadeh1844 @ShaykhSulaiman No one goes hungry in the United States because of capitalism, right?

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@MGPalmer2 @ShaykhSulaiman Don’t pretend to give a fuck about Iranian civilians While you cheer as your government bombs, Iranian schools.