icwotes

quotes that matter

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“i’d say im a chill person but i wouldn’t let your husband rail me”

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“the government should mandate substitute teaching instead of jury duty”

[miss chad @laurenposting]

I’m an empath I felt the shot

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“you can take the catholic out of the pedophile, but you can’t take the pedophile out of the catholic”

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“just because you’re a bottom doesn’t mean you’re not gay”

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“you use your dad’s electric razor on your pubes?”

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“sorry if i seem distracted, my coworker is posting bondage pics”

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“DJ snake’s visuals saved my life”

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“everyone is suckin and fuckin in the cheesecake factory”

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“i hope the barista is a nice bisexual with a fattie”

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“head so good i changed my major”

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“do you smoke weed” “she’s wearing a shirt with a velociraptor on it, use context clues”

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“remember when i was high and bought a grateful dead tshirt. i didn’t know i was gonna do it”

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“if you don’t want taylor swift to be a munch just say that”

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“he says things like ‘gas’ like a frat boy so i think he’s just like that”

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“their marriage is our inside joke”

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“one small step for man… one large hex on the moon for women”

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“if they’re still dating… he always likes my hair transformations on tiktok and i think that’s cheating”

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“i think if I had to pin it down, my magcon days are probably the reason im a homie hopper”

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“she thought she had cancer but her bra was just too tight”