Ian Davis (@[email protected])

Harmless pwned drudge

[Ian Davis (@[email protected]) @id1om]

Have a great day... :-)

[Deborah Netburn @DeborahNetburn]

My dad sent this quote from Ralph Waldo Emerson to me this morning. It was just what I needed to hear, today and everyday.

[Northampton Saints 😇 @SaintsRugby]

We’re bringing the Gallagher PREM trophy back to Northampton again 🏆

😇 26-17 ⚪

[Rodney Marshall @RodneyMarshall1]

“One of the nicest things about writing for children is their total acceptance of the fantastic. While we are within those four walls anything can happen, for it is a magical place and herbs are known to have special powers.”

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

Tracey Johnson, 55, the woman who saved that child from the crocodile.

Took me four minutes to find a photo.
Do better, media.

[MsLee🌷 (miyazaki’s LEGIT chosen prophet) @All_Lee24]

Just witnessed a lady in Boston leaving a restaurant saying “this place sucks, come on boys.” Before being followed out by three men in kilts with heavy Scottish accents. The New England women are exactly where they want to be

[breanna 🇺🇸🇩🇪 @txgermanbre]

It took the Scots three days to conquer Boston and changing their public drinking policy.

[Jess 🌻 @jessicarrrrrrrr]

I hope if the UK get a chance to host the world cup they take a leaf out of usa's book and zoom in on random British celebs like Tyrone from Corrie, Gareth Gates and the guy from the pepto bismol ad

[Ian Davis (@[email protected]) @id1om]

Saturday... 2/2

There is juggling.

Windows are opened, closed.

Cats rub, jump.

Toast pops.

Tuna is demanded.

Tea bags are extracted.

Cat is fed.

Milk is poured.

Marmalade is spread.

Phew!

[Ian Davis (@[email protected]) @id1om]

Saturday.

Facilitator is making tea and toast.

They are both close to a critical moment.

Tea is nearly at overbrew.

Toast is almost right.

Mew! Mew!

Ah, cat wants in.

Arrgh.

Hang on...

1/2

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

So this is both dumb and very wrong about the Crimean War, in virtually every regard. @InspGadgetBlogs would be better off sticking to stuff he knows about, rather than mangling history to try to make inept political points...

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

i’m not saying london is the greatest city on earth but it is pretty sweet that you can go to the most famous theatre in the anglosphere to see world class actors perform the works of the greatest english playwright any day of the week for exactly £5 sterling

[About This Food @AboutThisFood]

Capybara pudding 😳

[Making Blake's 7 / WHO FX @Blakes7Diary]

Look how far we have fallen as a nation.

[Ian Davis (@[email protected]) @id1om]

@noodler73 <sad face>Vuvuzelas</sad face>

[Branko Milanovic @BrankoMilan]

I will take a couple of weeks' leave from Twitter as I travel to China. It is actually refreshing (as I discovered on my previous trips to China) to forget about social media. If our self-control were better, we could do that by ourselves, i.e. without a state cutting off the links. But as the case is, we generally cannot do it without external compulsion.

[Ian Davis (@[email protected]) @id1om]

@astro_jaz AMAZE. AMAZE. AMAZE.

[owen @olpafc_]

Wait until this guy sees the Welsh flag

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Northamptonshire Weather @NNweather]

⚠️ It’s believed the 4.40pm train from Corby to St Pancras has crashed into the rear of the 3.50pm service from Nottingham to St Pancras.

The incident happened approx 2 miles south of Bedford.

[Matthew Sweet @DrMatthewSweet]

Fascinating reading in the new @risj_oxford report on the news. The cold facts don't quite match the public statements made by some of these organisations. BBC, ITV and Sky the TV news services with by far the highest audiences.

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

you have to respect that, even in a crisis, the russians stick to their core ideology: creating phenomenal dashcam footage

[Sophy Ridge @SophyRidgeSky]

One thing I absolutely love about British politics…

…the first thing Andy Burnham has to do after winning is shake hands with a fox and a bin