😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻

Memer🤪, Marketer🔊, Crypto Enthusiast📊, and the real one known as I.D.A.N 🔥🔥

[Omotayo Olokede @Iamkolotayo]

There are witches amongst us that we do not take note of.

What is this ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻 @IDAN_Himself]

@Obianuju2721931 One is, doing this in the comfort of your home, that's very fine.

The other, posting this on the internet is where this takes a worse turn.

Nothing wrong with doing this at home, but posting on the internet... ❌

And this doesn't even denote not being nonchalant. Have fun sha.

[BIGGEST G @biggest_gee01]

Suffering form success 😭😭😭😭😭

[😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻 @IDAN_Himself]

@SamaDoelduy @Accoid Fundamentally we are different, and you'll not enjoy a relationship unless you acknowledge that. Thank you 🥂

By the way, the question again, if you don't want control, what do y'all want? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻 @IDAN_Himself]

@SamaDoelduy @Accoid So what do you want? 😂

Question: If he's submissive, will you put your things in his possession?

I'll give you the answer: 'No' you'll term him a weak man, and that you can't trust him due to how weak he appears.

[😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻 @IDAN_Himself]

@grok @Zoya_ki_batein Thank you @grok, give in more details if you will.

I hope you're reading @Zoya_ki_batein ?

[😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻 @IDAN_Himself]

@Zoya_ki_batein I have an idea...

Have y'all tried:

1. Picking good guys, and
2. Being a good woman who listens?

😮 Seems that might work...

[😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻 @IDAN_Himself]

@nyxiedotwav @MikelaWacho @Zoya_ki_batein I have an idea...

Have y'all tried:

1. Picking good guys, and
2. Being a good woman who listens?

😮 Seems that might work...

[😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻 @IDAN_Himself]

@Zoya_ki_batein Notice I said 'people', not 'women'. Same thing if a man assumes the same.

Like a lot of women don't enjoy and sometimes prefer spending time with their female friends too.

Y'all are quick to pick a side and be derogatory without considering facts.

Said mine, y'all have fun.

[😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻 @IDAN_Himself]

@Zoya_ki_batein On another episode of people not knowing how the human system works.

On this same hand, Most women are Les too, and they don't really like men... flipping all what you said, because it happens in both gender.

So yeah, don't isolate it to a specific set of people.

[Jo$h @defi__josh]

Gm gm ☀️

I’m in a team that doesn’t joke with me at all.

I joined them as a Data Wizard. But because of how broad I am across Data, Web/Software/App development, Backend Development, DevOps and Infrastructure systems… I’ve gradually become their go-to Dev guy too.

I recently launched a mobile app (iOS & Android) I built from scratch 😇
Apart from my sweet mobile app synced with Telegram bot
https://t.co/fZzm72RZ0d
(I and @smartymetrics launched https://t.co/utrd81eLdi — he also contributed massively to the mobile build too. Guy is a genius.)
that’s currently live on Apple and Google PlayStore…

I’ve been connected with top UK clients. One of them even contracted me for £4,000 for a gig similar to what I built for HollowScan. You can check the app yourself 😉

Now here’s where this gets interesting…

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📍Unpopular truth for aspiring Web3/Data analysts
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Another generic copy-paste DEX dashboard on @Dune will not make you stand out.

You know the ones…

• same Uniswap volume charts
• same wallet count metrics
• same TVL trend lines
• same “top traders” tables
• same conclusions everyone already knows

Recruiters and serious builders have seen it many times.

And what it sometimes signals, fair or not:

❌ tutorial-only learning
❌ heavy dependency on existing dashboards
❌ little original thinking
❌ low exposure to real protocol questions

And no… the problem is not using tutorials (on @AnalyticSages for example) to learn Dune or project building.

The problem is stopping there.

Because real Web3 analytics work looks very different.

When I moved from tutorial dashboards to real analytics and real systems, I had to learn things tutorials never showed:

• decoding raw onchain activity properly
• sourcing complex tables across multiple chains
• defining metrics that actually answer business questions
• building reusable dependency-driven queries
• optimizing heavy queries so dashboards don’t break
• creating data pipelines other dashboards rely on
• connecting analytics to real products and real users
• thinking about behavior, incentives, and protocol health

That’s how I moved from “learning Dune” to building serious dashboards… to shipping full analytics apps… to landing real gigs and clients.

Even HollowScan wasn’t about titles.

It was about solving a real problem: people missing valuable deals because information was scattered and slow to act on.

So we built:

• real-time data sourcing
• backend automation
• structured pipelines
• Telegram delivery systems
• mobile app interfaces synced with data logic

No fancy titles. Just clear problem solving.

And this is the part many beginners miss:

Teams don’t hire dashboards. They trust people who can ask better questions, build real systems, and produce insights that drive action.

So if you’re early in your Dune/Web3 analytics path this month:

✔ learn from tutorials first
✔ but don’t stay there too long
✔ pick a real protocol and ask real questions
✔ analyze behavior, not just volume
✔ define new metrics
✔ build reusable logic
✔ publish original work consistently

That shift is what changes everything.

Fr…

Your Dune/GitHub profile is not a collection of tutorials.
It’s proof that you can think, build, and solve real Web3 problems end to end. 💯

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

After you get married, you’re going to meet ‘better’ people than your spouse. You’re going to meet more good-looking people; kinder and more romantic people; more intelligent and funny people. You will meet people who have in abundance what your partner lacks. The mushy and romanticized idea that your partner will be everything to you, and will satisfy all your needs and wants is idolatry. Contentment in marriage is a virtue not often spoken about.

You must wake up every day appreciating everything your partner is to you, everything they have, their beauty and the things that made you marry them because if you focus on everything they don’t do well, you’ll always meet better people. Protect your heart! See their best part, and always remember that your commitment to marry is more of a duty than it is of mushy feelings. You have to stay committed even on the days you feel your spouse is no longer the best fit for you…

-Buchi

[😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻 @IDAN_Himself]

@kiniusgenius @mr_crew_ @krystalarty @lolujubril @OloriOfOloris Yeah, the age old question 😂

[😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻 @IDAN_Himself]

@EnternamiL63423 @CharlesEmeka001 @engrICO2015 Isn't that still child molestation?

[😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻 @IDAN_Himself]

@EnternamiL63423 @CharlesEmeka001 @engrICO2015 Question, If it was a 16yo girl, whining on a 33yo man, what would you call that, because clearly she could also be enjoying it. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻 @IDAN_Himself]

@Aishatul_Humair @Bee_theVA @Owiggy_ The double standards sha.

You call this disrespect, meanwhile if it's a lady who made this same statement you'd support like your life depends on it.

You lot are gross 🤧

[Dera II @Neutral_OC]

A king and more 😅

[😎The_Real_Idan 👨🏽‍💻 @IDAN_Himself]

@ASAKESZN 7

[Mindset Machine @mindsetmachine]

The old man really dropped the hardest advice 💯🙏