Jordan

Fencer, indie comic reader, halfling rogue, and oxford comma enthusiast.

[Jordan @iddrys]

Hello Twitter. It's been a while. How are you? Good I hope. I'm trying to decide whether you'll be seeing more of me soon.

[Jordan @iddrys]

Our group wants to be #InkOfTheWeek on @customink! Check it out and 'like' us at: https://t.co/xHlgtl4PC9

[Streamy Awards @streamys]

RT to vote for 'Sugar Pine 7' for Show of the Year at the #streamys! 💥 #SP7ForStreamys

[sugar pine 7 quotes @sp7_bot]

A good 5 year plan: get someone to love, become them

[Jordan @iddrys]

Can I have both please?

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Are you #TeamSasha?! Give a RT for @sasha_velour to snatch the crown!! 🌹💕 #DragRace

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Are you #TeamShea?! Give a RT for @SheaCoulee to snatch the crown!! 💅💛 #DragRace

[Jordan @iddrys]

#KiteManHellYeah

[Jordan @iddrys]

Is is weird that I'm kind of disappointed that the plot to the #LEGONINJAGOmovie isn't going to follow the same plot as the show?

[Jordan @iddrys]

@OnlyStpdAnswers Powerless was Better Off Ted with superheros, and I'm okay with that. Rough start, will get better. Love the whole cast!

[Jordan @iddrys]

I should probably tweet more if I'm going to have prospective roommates Googling me. #AlmostCollege

[Jordan @iddrys]

@femfreq @CAH mine's going in this evening!

[Jordan @iddrys]

The @MiltonHighSch Fencing Team did the #MannequinChallenge, and we thought we looked cool doing it. @JonesBC_MHS

[Jordan @iddrys]

I'm thinking about doing a soft brand reboot.

[Jordan @iddrys]

Remind me not to read reviews of things I already like. Nothing crushes your soul like having pro critics tell you your opinions are wrong.

[Jordan @iddrys]

A thought: brooding at anyone who comes near you is a great technique for saving seats.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Pro-tip: at the end of the day, ask yourself, "did I murder any people today?" Ask yourself "why did I do that?"

[Jordan @iddrys]

Anyone else loving the Fushigi action in the Olympic closing ceremony?

[kurt braunohler @kurtbraunohler]

I'd like my epitaph to read "Just stopped by for the goofs."

[Jordan @iddrys]

Vox First Person: I go to a competitive high school in surburbia. The stress is killing me. https://t.co/O5yy1XrIAn via @voxdotcom