participation atrophy

did i find you, or you find me?

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artisanal, sustainably-forested guillotine

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“Skyline Chili is cats!”

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

Introducing a new unforgettable adventure where billionaires can have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the events of French Revolution firsthand using historically authentic technology. Tickets are $500,000. Your heads will roll once you see what we have in store!

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where to find trump calling kevin mccarthy a cuck #ohnothisisntgoogle

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where to find trump calling kevin mccarthy a cuck #ohnothisisntgoogle

[Luciano Poverty @tsmclarney]

The company that brought you Burning To Death In A Car are proudly unveiling their newest innovation, Drowning In A Truck

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sour patch kid dust make genitals tingle #ohnothisisntgoogle

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Aaron Rodgers took a bunch of ayahuasca to become Sporty Lee Pace. Now we just need Scary, Baby, and Ginger.

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Don’t bring a nail gun to a gun fight.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 9 Jul 2009 (via @twi_age).

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Billion dollar idea: something like Bluetooth protocol but it works.

Using Bluetooth is most similar to accepting that using a wired or wireless printer is a total gamble even if it just worked a minute ago.

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@WillGordonAgain I counter that you should become this type of extreme pervert: https://t.co/bqxWhU5nh6

[The Cloud Botherer @HinterSports]

@swordsjew "we need a strong Sauron party"

[✨𝖇𝖊𝖓✨ @PenBercifield]

In Poland, there is a LARP group that roleplays as contemporary Americans. Here they are doing “Ohio.”

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Nancy Pelosi sliding into my gmail:

“I know I’ve said it before but I’ve NEVER needed $5 more than RIGHT NOW!

If you don’t give me at least five bucks we’re telling AOC that YOU confirmed Kavanaugh and ACB!!!

ONLY YOU CAN STOP THIS BY FINALLY GIVING ME FIVE DOLLARS.”

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Maybe we should reframe abortion as a landlord-tenant relationship because all these twisted fucks are probably big fans of landlords and eviction without review.

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For if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infancy, and then punish them for that irony to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded from this, but that you first make memes and then publish them.