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@RachVoodooChild Gorgeous! X

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DM me if you want to follow me on Blue Sky. I’m leaving Twitter.

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Dreamt I was at a school that had a bed bug problem. Rolf Harris was there. It was a sort of parents evening and I watched a teacher write in fountain pen. There were lots of clothes in the coat hook area and someone laughed at me for putting my clothes there too.

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He was missing a ‘u’

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Today I asked my bf if he wrote anything on his plate with alphabites or just ‘sexy on mine. He said no, but that he had tried to write ‘bum’ too. My first thought was that he had tried to write ‘bum’ on his plate but then I put two brain cells together. 😁

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Before this in the dream I mistook a rucksack for my own. It was full of cuddly toys, and fake money in a child’s wallet. It was an angry housemates nieces bag and I had to return it. But when I did he was sad after a breakup and docile.

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Dreamt my parents had a little pretty loo in their room. I had been using it. Then I noticed it was smashed. I asked about it and my dad woke up very angry saying I had broken it. I stuck up for myself. Then went downstairs where a vegan friend had made us potato pies.

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In subliminals I had been interested in a particular pose and the album he recommended includes this pose. Seems like I’ve gotta listen to this album!

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In my dream there was mention of a band called Idleworld, but I think I just got Idlewilds band name wrong. As I had never heard of them I asked my bf about it. Turns out they are one of his favourite bands.

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Been listening to Tony Blackburn for 4 hours hoping to hear my jokes I emailed him. The shows have been great despite missing my jokes thus far.

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Dreamt I was walking around in Spain or Italy in a purple beret. I was getting a good sun tan. 5 men tried chatting me up. I told the 5th one that he was the 5th one today.

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I found the quiet fireworks more beautiful than the standard noisy ones. It’s either that the noise normally distracts me from their beauty or it’s the newness and novelty of seeing the displays with minimal noise. I think they are a good thing.

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When the stoner answered the door to the police he was in police man fancy dress. I wondered if that would help the situation or not.

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Dreamt I was with my mum and an oven was delivered to the pavement. We didn’t make the first move to wheel it into the house. It rolled into the middle of the road and hit a car with huge impact. I went to the newsagent and asked the shop keeper to dial the emergency services.

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Then I was on a farm where you could feed buckets of chopped strawberries to lots of adorable Labradors. Someone was hiding lots of weed inside a PlayStation even though ‘it was the first place they always looked.

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Was kinda hoping the new can opener would be one of those ones that cuts just below the top of the can. It’s not. Reviews on Ocado aren’t glowing but I hopped onto Amazon and everyone is singing its praises. So I think it will be good to use.

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Whenever people say ‘wholesome’ I think of bread, but that’s ‘wholemeal’

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Got a fancy new tin opener arriving tmrw. So I went to Asda to get tins without ringpulls so I can make good use of this new gadget. Found that there were very few and all on the bottom shelf. But they were very cheap. Also got a Pritt Stick to better secure my Kodak prints.

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Also in the dream was a Jehovahs Witness.

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Dreamt I was at school and we all had to peel a potato. Someone stole my peeled potato. I explained to staff & she gave me her necklace to show she believed me. Then celebrities got involved & mostly they believed I had peeled a potato. Jeremy Clarkson didn’t believe me.